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american metal was almost sweet a few years ago til headbangers ball came back and made everybody lose their damn mind to chase that golden ring. now if its not fake-ass black metal or nu-metal hardco...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 14:22:00 GMT

halloween 1994. headbanger's ball.

i used to watch headbangers ball religiously back when it was still good. but halloween '94 when i was in 7th grade, there was an especially sweet episode on. divine intervention was about to come out...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 05:54:00 GMT

cash is hurtin right now.

my dog is extremely ill right now with immune mediated hemolytic anemia.its an extremely serious blood disease that they dont know how to prevent, because they dont know what causes it in most cases, ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:34:00 GMT

Dear Integrity,

its no big secret that you are the best hardcore band of all time. i think its time you made a triumphant comeback. your last record wasnt really up to par, but if your new 7" is any indication of wha...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:18:00 GMT

Dear porno girls that keep wanting to be internet friends with me,

im going to keep approving your friend requests because its funny. anytime anybody i actually know signs on its going to say "andy st.jerk is now friends with susie sparklecunt" and have that picture ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:32:00 GMT

the things i get into when its not shark week.

what is to follow is a true account of an evening i recently spent at a bar by my house following a very intense heavy metal shred session that left my friend and me both mentally, physically exhauste...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:34:00 GMT

R.I.P. good decisions.

so im back in the city, cybil and cash in tow, my roomate and i get drunk every night, people stop by and drink our beer sometimes(not cool) and some people bring beer(good call), and others yet just ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 21:25:00 GMT

notes.

turkeys look funny in real life.  especially  when theyre running across the road in the middle of nowhere. everything really does smell like horseshit down here on the farm.  the u.k....
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 19:37:00 GMT

sir, happy birthday sir.

ladies and gentlemen, today is R. Lee Ermy's birthday. Also celebrating a birthday today, were they still alive, would be; Steve McQueen, Harry Houdini, and Dan Johnson, shit, hes still alive. not for...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 18:50:00 GMT

why youre a douche and i deleted you.

this myspace funniness is getting a little out of hand, so im compiling a list of things that OFFICIALLY make you a sad pathetic person(see also; myspace-famous, grow a pair and get with the program, ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 14:09:00 GMT