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DR. KELLEY

About Me

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/20/2006
Band Members:
Influences: My influences are very limited to G.G. Allin...Weird Al......Christian Black Metal...Jewel....and "GREATWHITELIONSNAKE"
Sounds Like: nothing can compete with the organic nature of mouth-music.
Record Label: Warner Bros
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Michael Jackson Is "Bad"

It is on this date, That I'm here to officially announce than from herein and henceforth, that Michael Jackson is cool again.   He Blasted so far out into the Galaxy of Weirdness that he actually exce...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:05:00 GMT

FIRST TIME (UPDATED AND FINALIZED)

The following items is just a nifty list of releases I collected in the Time of our lord known as the 80's that have sentimental value or are directly responsible for the creation of the 'monster' spe...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 21:25:00 GMT

Breaking News Folks!.....

Exclusive announcement... I am officially announcing my entry into the race for the next American Presidential Elections.  I am running 4 the 'Hair Party'.  I plan 2 win the Presidency&...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:04:00 GMT

Never again...

  I am so hungover today,  that I think I'm going to start going to church.   Any of you out there that is not in their thirties yet, Beware! It does not get easier as you age, only che...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:36:00 GMT

Wisconsin, land of the DEMONcrats...

 Despite what you may have heard, in Wisconsin it is legal for a gay man to marry a lesbian woman
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:29:00 GMT