painting + procrastination + useless trivia + sarcasm + lowbrow art + boat drinks + collecting my children's drawings and notes (they're far more interesting than my own) + honeysuckle in the air + tiki bars + puttin' the pedal to the metal + the Maya + the Aztec + the Olmec + the Maori + cryptozoology + ancient cultures in general + tiki torches + silence + being politically incorrect + dinner with family and friends + home improvement + midget wrestling + pin-up art + Count Chocula + RISD + insomnia + ribeye steaks + the old masters + fretting + Mr. Goodbar and Kit Kat bars together (really, try it) + tiki mugs + cerulean blue + my dogs + the Florida Keys + thrift stores + sleeping + Taco Bell + vintage muscle cars + the smell of linseed oil and damar varnish + iced coffee + talkin' smack + Lithuania + dark humor + UFOs + cool breezes on hot summer days + IHOP + Polynesia + kickin' it wit my special lady friend + tropical plants + Hawaiian shirts + hot pastrami and swiss + hammocks + Kahlua + dimly lit rooms + bigfoot + scary movies + history + cheeseburgers (in or out of paradise) + road trips + Halloween + soccer + palm trees + Southie + raw umber + moai + tikis + daydreaming + Morocco + tattoos + Aventinus + lava lamps + Busch Gardens Europe + people watching + conspiracy theories + and just generally keepin' it real; or being a smart ass and not a dumb ass.
Down to earth, creative people with good senses of humor and anyone who grooves on the work I'm doing.
When I'm painting it's usually 80s metal/hard rock. I find that it helps me establish a really good rhythm. I'll put a disc on and before I realize it, it's played all the way through five or six times... or more. Like I said, it's all about the rhythm.Scorpions + LA Guns + Motley Crue + Motorhead + Accept + Iron Maiden + Van Halen (not Van Hagar) + Guns n Roses + Rush + Metallica + Krokus + Aerosmith + Zepplin + Def Leppard + Ozzy + Thin Lizzy + Judas Priest + Rob/White Zombie + Alice Cooper + Skid Row + Kiss + Anthrax + Black Sabbath + Riot + AC-DC + Dokken + Ted Nugent + Twisted Sister + Dio + WASP + Cinderella + Triumph + the Cult + Foo Fighters + Jane's Addiction + Elvis + Pretenders + Velvet Revolver + the Clash + Buckcherry + Bauhaus + Sade + Pat Benatar + Cake + Frank Sinatra + U2 + Fields of the Nephilim + Devo + Alice In Chains + Pogues + Replacements + Hoodoo Gurus + Cheap Trick + TSOL + Red Hot Chili Peppers + The Hives + Bush + Husker Du + Ramones + Chris Isaak + Nox Arcana + Oingo Boingo + REM + Iggy Pop + Neil Young + Rammstein + Steely Dan + los Straightjackets + STP + Echo and the Bunnymen + Concrete Blonde + X + The Godfathers + Southern Culture on the Skids + Drivin 'n Cryin + Dreams So Real + B-52s + James Brown + The Knack + Jimmy Buffett + Rolling Stones + Eve's Plumb + The Police + Joe Jackson + Social Distortion + Dwight Yokam + The Cars + Malo + Richard Cheese + Satan's Pilgrims + Talking Heads + Weezer + ZZ Top + the Specials + Skynyrd + Dean Martin + Smithereens + Linkin Park + Dire Straits + Fetchin Bones + Stevie Ray Vaughn + Parliment + Louis Prima + Wagner + Fishbone + Mary's Danish + the Ventures + Hank Williams + Midnight Oil + the Church + English Beat + Johnny Cash + Missing Persons + Incubus + Blackfoot + the Moon-Rays + Jimi Hendrix + Sex Pistols and of course, last, but certainly not least, how could I forget the musical stylings of Ratt.
ALL old horror and sci-fi movies, especially anything from Universal or Hammer Studios, Ray Harryhausen, Val Lewton and all things Godzilla + Lost in Translation + Royal Tenenbaums + Rushmore + anything by Tim Burton + The Thin Man series + Ed Wood + Charlie Chan series + The Jerk + Young Frankenstein + Big Lebowski + Dazed and Confused + Raising Arizona + The Life Aquatic + Fast Times at Ridgemont High + Sherlock Holmes series + Halloween + Singles + Pulp Fiction + Blues Brothers + Death Proof/Planet Terror + Fletch + Wedding Singer + Better Off Dead + Overboard + Christmas Story + Kolchak: the Night Stalker + Donnie Darko + Animal House + Indiana Jones series + Napoleon Dynamite + Half Baked + Kill Bill + Goodfellas + Monty Python's Holy Grail + Alien/Aliens + The Kingdom (not the Stephen King remake) + Big Trouble in Little China + Army of Darkness + Saving Private Ryan + Apocalypto + National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation + Kelly's Heroes + Say Anything + any John Hughes movie + old Tarzan films + This is Spinal Tap + Pee Wee's Big Adventure + Matt Helm series + American Beauty + Star Wars + Pirates of the Caribbean + Up in Smoke + Interview with the Vampire + Lord of the Rings trilogy + Apocalypse Now + Ed Wood + Time Bandits + The Godfather + Bogart/Bacall movies + Beetlejuice + Caddy Shack + Back to School + and my guilty pleasure list: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls + Rockstar + Urban Cowboy.
Ah, you've found my weakness. If I had a drug of choice, other than Aventinus, it would be this little invention. I've been found at 4:00am dazed, drooling and half conscious more than a few times watching infomercials, or worse, for no apparent reason. Sad as it is, this is my life. That said, I couldn't even begin to think about knowing how to list all the crap I watch on a weekly basis. I think I need help. Seriously. Do they have twelve step programs for this kind of thing? I have a suspicion that Satan had a hand in the invention of the television, or was it the government?
Ones with lots of pretty pictures. I don't have a lot of time to read with all that TV I'm watching.