MY "TOP FRIENDS" ARE LISTED IN HISTORICAL ORDER OF WHEN I MET YOU IN LIFE!
I was found as an infant in the Catskill mountains under a mold covered old log by bi-polar circus sideshow conjoined twins who raised me as a muzzled trained bear. I had a gift for making things from used Chinese food take out containers and an art career in SOHO soon began. An argument with Andy Warhol over "gouda or swiss cheese" at a party forced me out of the "fine art" biz. I then lived 12 years in Nepal with the Yeti. I later attended Oxford and graduated with a masters in mucous history. My career has been up and down since but I'm now the world's leading expert in toenails that grow to look like Latin pop singer Shakira.
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