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little.miss.tassy

priestess of pink

About Me


i am that i am that i am. i rule because i can do anything i set my mind to. i suck because sometimes i don't feel like setting my mind to anything at all. either way it all works out as it should in the end.
once upon a time i was what you might call a pornographer, but i preferred "sexual superhero" and i still do. not being in that industry any longer isn't a decision i regret, nor was my original decision to enter it. everyone is a mixture of light and dark, yin & yang - my opposing life choices are no different. i've been a makeup artist, a waitress, a trucker, an IT wench, a major accounts sales rep, a recruiter, a personal assistant, video director for bands on tour & corporate functions, a marketing director, a model, a retail sales manager, a singer, and perhaps most importantly a lover.
i practice action through inaction, frustrating to some, but entirely understood by those who match my frequency.
i suffer from pug love, my baby is a 5 year old little furball named lee.loo lebowski. she alone has gotten me through some of the toughest years of my life. forget the therapy, the medications, the transient partners, and even family - lee.loo comes first because i always come first for her. it's the least i can do for this precious pug rescue:

i'm pretty good at surviving, thriving, singing, playing piano, keyboards, bass guitar, making music, making you feel loved, orgasming, obeying, bringing friends together at a backyard bbq poolside with maryjane, surfing, wakeboarding, mountain biking, being photographed, being filmed, filming, taking photos, meditating, appreciating the ocean, playing with your dog, curling up on the couch watching movies all weekend long when it's raining outside (or not), playing in photoshop in the middle of the night with my earbuds in listening to some Muse.

My Interests

anything outdoors in the sun, surfing, mountain biking, hiking, backpacking, camping, swimming, sailing, bbqing, maryjane, rolling, tripping, airplanes, flying, making music, listening to music, dancing, singing, playing bass, playing keyboards, lighting design, video design, photography, modeling, sex, fucking, dirty freaks, being a dirty freak, porn, Masters, Mistresses, subbies, fetish parties, being tied up, choked, gagged, spanked, whipped, beaten, spit on, shibari rope bondage, puppy play, pony play (all in front of other people preferably), travel, writing, zoning out in front of my computer for hours in photoshop or final cut pro.

I'd like to meet:

fun like-minded individuals who like making friends and genuinely like people. i like having friends i can roll around with who don't expect me to put out because of it. :P i'm not marriage oriented, but babies are still on my maternal map.always faithful, loving friends are more important. remember, baby steps to the elevator. come from a place of love. it'll come back to you. even if you're a dirty fucking freak. you're still lovable. i know i am. both.

i have a Daddy to worship. i don't need another.

i'm tired of being collected as part of people's "attractive friends list" even though they don't know or care to know anything more about me. if you are a hottie-collector, collect away but don't expect me to have much to say to you. along with that, emails requesting risque pictures, video, etc. will be deleted without response. i'm tired of them, i currently have 101 pages of emails here to sift through deleting but since myspace always breaks after the first page i'm backed up. enough is enough already, thank you!

if you're a real friend of mine already you know all of this already so what's the point? my "top friends" list includes all real friends, i'm not sure how many others there are amongst the 3000 people who've decided to collect me, but i know you're in there. :-)

Music:

from a to z and all around the outside. mostly reggae, i 3 the police, peter tosh, alpha blondy, black uhuru, sigur ros, thievery corporation, massive attack, orb, orbital, chris cornell, alice in chains, tool, mike patton, muse, aerosmith, pantera, slayer, iron maiden, and your mom.

Movies:

i don't like the super stupid comedies, but then, i'm not above half baked or cheech and chong, so perhaps i am super-hypocrite of the year. i like the deep stuff too though. i swear.the.big.lebowski is my favourite movie of all time. the.5th.element is my second favourite.

Television:

the devilbox...throw it out the window!i don't watch it consistently but when i do it's usually south park, family guy, simpsons...i still like cartoons. none of that buffy crap or law & order stuff. i can only take my news with a dose of comedy. read: jon stewart & the daily show, the colbert report.i am ashamed to admit i am now addicted to american idol.

Books:

dan millman, the way of the peaceful warrior. milan kundera, the unbearable lightness of being. irene kassorla, nice girls do. the lotus sutra. phillip miller & molly devon, screw the roses, send me the thorns.

Heroes:

my stuffed pink piggy.
my father.
bob marley.
peter tosh.
bono
nina hartley.
carol queen.
all sexual superheroes.

My Blog

i take it back

and in the true nature of one who decides things more based on emotion than fact, i am back at myspace. the overwhelming nature of some of your pages pushed me away originally, but i feel better now, ...
Posted by little.miss.tassy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

off like a prom dress.

i am officially bored with myspace, if you want to get a hold of me and you're a friend of mine (like everyone on everyone's friend list here supposedly is) then you should know how to get a hold of m...
Posted by little.miss.tassy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a couple days later...

wow it's been an 'exciting' couple of months. a couple gynecological scares in november, quitting job in december, relocating to san diego for awhile...today. i have arrived and the ocean is happy to ...
Posted by little.miss.tassy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a friday off

3 things.it's time we saw a miracle. it's time for something biblical.old beater truck vs shiny new ipod and itrip.i hear i'm weak for wanting to leave this country, i think i'm smart for recognising ...
Posted by little.miss.tassy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

first rain

i'm not sure if it was the joint i smoked before work today, or the intermittantly interrupted sleep i got last night, but driving up the 880 today, the traffic combined with the soothing sound of pre...
Posted by little.miss.tassy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who the fuck are you?

some people make my blood boil, and that makes me uncomfortable. i just talked to a friend of mine who lives in washington around the seattle area. it seems she was riding her bicycle to work the othe...
Posted by little.miss.tassy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it's 4:20, do you know where your ganja is?

what is this advanced editor thing? and what if i don't want to click there? myspace is so demanding. i noticed, however, that two of my best friends are using myspace to keep something of a regular j...
Posted by little.miss.tassy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate the word 'blog'.

it sounds like a verbal version of taking a huge dump and making someone read it. also similar to vomit. however, someone pestered me about writing here where it says 'post a new blog entry, so here i...
Posted by little.miss.tassy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST