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Unsavior

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About Me

I get excited when I see Mullets in the wild. They fill me with a sense of wonder and fascination.

Also, I'm a dirty, filthy pervert. My computer constantly pulls porn off the internet, and it's automated, so as you read this, digital images of people doing skanky things with their genitals stream onto my hard drives. I will sort, weed, and prune them later, but for now, be content in the knowledge they're simply there.

I'm a radical feminist and a pinko liberal.

I spend excessive amounts of money on exquisite food and wine.

The words "skank," "hoochie," and "craptastic" are in my Outlook dictionary.

I would trade Clinton's second term for eight years of Dole and none of Bush.

I will do a line of blow off a stripper's ass before I die.

My Interests

Porn, comic books, porno comic books, tentacles, drugs, porno comic books with drugs and tentacles, cheese, bringin' shame upon my family.

I'd like to meet:

Dancing Bear Head. Paul's other sworn enemies. Cobra Commander. A stripper with some blow.

Music:

VNV Nation; Icon of Coil; Razed in Black; Front Line Assembly; Sister Machine Gun; Paul's band BUMP; Square Circle; Velvet Acid Christ; Concrete Blonde; Tori Amos; KMFDM; Wolfsheim; H M B; Wumpscut; Delerium; Project Pitchfork

Movies:

Henry V; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; Edward Penis Hands 2; Dune; The Dark Crystal; Evil Dead II; The Relic (the world's scariest fucking movie); Battle Royale; A Heat For All Seasons 2; Empire Strikes Back; Swingers

Television:

South Park; Lord of the G String; Reno 911; GI MOTHERFUCKING JOE BITCH; Iron Chef

Books:

Everything by James Alan Gardner; Ringworld; The Foundation Series; Song of Ice and Fire; Gene Wolfe

Heroes:

Me

My Blog

Bah

Fucking Blog -- what a Lame-O name. If you're interested in my bitchin' and moanin', go to my fucking LiveJournal: Unsavior
Posted by Unsavior on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST