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Extreme John.com

I am whatever you say I am, does that mean you are everything I say you are?

About Me

Shafe Shafe did some work and Blacc Wolf kills it in the first ever Florida Honnies / Blacc Wolf Cartel release. "I know you want me." Press play fuckers!
I'll start out by saying YES I am an asshole, YES I have Double Standards, YES I think Only my Rules Matter, YES I want everything my way, YES I am always right, YES if I talk about something it's because I know what I'm talking about, YES I have issues and if I don't Ill create some. I have a special way of being the nicest Asshole you'll ever meet. I don't like long walks in the park, and I can't stand Country Music and don't consider it music. I have a great rack and bunz of steel (Ummm ok maybe not). I am aware that people talk shit and would love to take my place but the sad reality is I also know those people talk about me because their own lives are so god damn boring, so make up rumors and say shit, it gives me fuel for my site Extreme John.com where I address the assholes, shitty local business's and of course great things as well.I am the owner of Extreme Tan and Smoothies as well as INSANE LIMOS which we will be getting off the ground here shortly, so if your in the Tampa, Clearwater, Largo Florida area and your looking for Tanning or the hottest Limousine for your private party, girls night out, event, wedding, bachelor party or whatever else than look for Insane Limos coming soon!
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Money, Business, Blondes and Cars. In that order!

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The Tan Forum

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ExTrEmE J0hN's Whips Mercedes SL55

Mercedes C230K

Escalade EXT

GSXR 750

ExTrEmE J0hN's Favorite ISLANDS Aruba

Jamaica

Bahamas

Cozumel

Punta Cana - D.R

Chick Hit List Paris - Yeah I said Paris

Jenna Jameson a Must

Jessica Simpson

Adriana Lima

Pam Anderson

Eva Longoria

Christina - Still Hitable

ExTrEmE J0hN's Favorite TEAMS NY Jets

Lightning

NY Mets

Ass Licking Trash

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King of Queens

Family Guy Bitch!

Sopranos,First 48,Joey,Everybody Loves Raymond,Two and a Half Men,How I met Your Bitch

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My Blog

Extreme John vs Larry the Liar P1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpaCD_Z6obk Here's a video of Extreme John and Larry the Liar having a conversation. Not a rant as much as it is a hysterical pathetic truth about poor custome...
Posted by Extreme John.com on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:30:00 PST

Extreme John Rant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PU2xlpDuSc Here is the start of what will be a long series of rants aimed at a specific company "A Stupid Decision" for fucking me over after spending over $1...
Posted by Extreme John.com on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:41:00 PST

My Space Face

Nothing new here and I am sure I am not the first person to blog about the phenom known as "My Space Face". It's when for whatever reason people decide to perk out their lips and make a little kissy f...
Posted by Extreme John.com on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:59:00 PST

Pool Day

With my brother still in town along with Teresa, Bill and Ethan we had to have a day by the pool doing some BBQ'ing and recovering from a nasty nasty hang over. I think my brother had the worst hang o...
Posted by Extreme John.com on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:58:00 PST

Family Night Out

Following up to yesterday's post I will keep on going with some updates from the family being in town and today I bring some pictures for you to enjoy as well. My brother Kenny was getting in to town ...
Posted by Extreme John.com on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:56:00 PST

My Nerves are Shot

It's been a crazy ass week with Lisa getting some dental work done the day before her Birthday, all four puppies going in for some surgery and Lisa's Birthday surprise yesterday. If it wasn't for some...
Posted by Extreme John.com on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:54:00 PST

Happy Birthday Lisa

Last week it was my Birthday which made this week Lisa's Birthday, we share July pretty closely. My daughter and I had a couple of things we needed to pick up that morning for Mommies Birthday, mainly...
Posted by Extreme John.com on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:53:00 PST

Another English Bulldog Attack (pics)

I haven't done a blog update on the puppies in a while and I figured it was time, or better yet before I had this topic I was thinking it was time to do an update or maybe post some new pictures. One ...
Posted by Extreme John.com on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:51:00 PST

Clearwater Burger King Back from Death

We have a Burger King located on US HWY 19 Southbound by Sunset Point Road in Clearwater that is in a busy shopping center along with a Publix, Old Navy, Staples, Comp Usa and Bed Bath and Beyond. For...
Posted by Extreme John.com on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:49:00 PST

Thomas’ English Muffins

Ok seriously what the fuck happened to Thomas' English Muffins? I had the opportunity to have some English Muffins this morning and of course I pretty much always demand that we have some kind of name...
Posted by Extreme John.com on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:48:00 PST