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Buddy Christ

The Messiah formerly known as Jesus.

About Me

And I said unto my disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And the disciples answered unto me, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch."And I said, "What?" But seriously tho, when I'm not out saving the world... Oh wait... I'm always out saving the world. Never-mind then I guess

My Interests

GUESS WHAT I'M STANDING ON (also my obligatory "up-shot") Get Your Own Voice Player Manage Long walks on the beach. Dining with friends. Walking on water. Saving souls. Turning water into wine. Breaking bread. Kicking Philistine but. Laughing in the face of 1000's of years of organized worship. Hanging out at the mall. Passing judgement. Defining proper behavior. Forgiving sins. Wood working. Fishing.

I'd like to meet:

12 or more friends for dining The Roaming Gnome, Ron Jeremy and all of God's other creatures.Support The Creator

Music:

Buddy Christ does not support religious extremists !. REPENT Terrorists !!!

Movies:

The god's must be crazy. Bruce Almighty. Dogma. Oh God Book 1&2. Omen. Anything by Kevin Smith.

Television:

Television is work of the devil! (put your cursor over the pic)

Books:

The Bible contains 66 books written by 44 authors over 1500 years so it must be true since no work of fiction could make the same claim.Well I'm not really certain which version I like better,(they're all pretty entertaining)but I'd have to say the Bible. The Co-ran is interesting reading as well. ..

Heroes:

Krishna, Zoroaster, Abraham, Confucius, Moses, Buddha, Lao Tsu, Muhammad, The Bab, Baha'u'llah, Al Mahdi, Shabbetai Tzevi, Gandhi, and Jon Stewart

My Blog

For those who misunderstand or take offence.

Society has changed it's values and priorities. Using Buddy,( a friendly, non-judgmental artistic representation) to point this out to people, promotes tolerance of diversity and intolerance of discri...
Posted by Buddy Christ on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:08:00 PST

Weekly confessional

Write in and tell me about this last week's naughties.
Posted by Buddy Christ on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:24:00 PST

It's not too late...

The following is a letter to our friend Bill The Cat, who doesn't seem to understand the whole "worshiping false profits" thing. _________________________________________________________ Dearest Bill,...
Posted by Buddy Christ on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 05:18:00 PST