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Rene' Harte

The early bird gets the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese

About Me


I'm Currently under construction

My Interests

I like comedy, bubbles, the color orange, my three kids
okay some real interests are as follows, I love being outdoors anything that requires fresh air, sunshine and trees I am in... well trees are not required. Love being on the golf course even though I do not play. Total Heaven for me. All my hidden fantasies involve orange jello, so instead of fulfilling them I have settled in life to putting orange marmalade on eggo's....

I'd like to meet:

I think the perfect man is a combination of FORREST GUMP and BATMAN... with at least 60% or more leaning towards the Batman side. Nuckin' Futs about David Spade... I LOVE him. But Jim Catorie from the weatherchannel I want him to be the next Mr. Rene' Harte
My favorite live comic's are: Brian Regan, Jon Stewart, Bob Dubac and Tim Wilkins (both on and off stage), Mike Birgiglia and a new found favorite Eddie Gossling.
All time missed favorites: Bill Hicks and Mitch Hedberg

Music:

Jack Johnson ROCKS my world

Movies:

I love johnny depp, finding neverland its my favorite movie, and meg ryan is my favorite actress.

Television:

I stopped watching it when "Ed" went off the air.

Heroes:

It was "the underdog" but lately I have this thing for BATMAN

My Blog

Hot Dog Etiquette

Mike Birbiglia (comedian) posted these great hot dog facts on his secret private journal and I think the world should know the do's and don'ts of eating a hotdog... so I am spreading the hot dog news....
Posted by Rene' Harte on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:32:00 PST

2007 prediction

This is my prediction for possibly 2006 and for sure by 2007.   I feel with the new pop top lids that made their first apperance on the cans of fruit now have moved on to soup cans.  I ...
Posted by Rene' Harte on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 09:17:00 PST