Comedian Wayne Felber - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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Wayne Felber AKA "Little" Wayne began his comedy career in 2004 and has made thousands of people laugh ever since....He has had the chance to perform with such comedians as Rodney Carrington,John Pinette,Carlos Mencia,Victoria Jackson,Derek Richards,Tim Wilkins, and many more...Wayne has performed corporate shows for such groups as The American Red Cross,American Cancer Society,Eckerd Youth Specialtys,Association Of Registered Nurses,Childrenâ€™s Miracle Network,Florida Atlantic University,The Elks Club,The Palm Beach County Firefighters and many more. Wayne has also headed up Benefit Comedy Shows for The Red Cross,Hurricane Relief For Katrina,The Firefighters Benevolence,Childrens Miracle Network etc... Wayne has been on the board of many non-profit groups and is an active member in the community. Wayne Felber is also an ordained REVERENED and is available for Weddings & Funerals. Wayne is available for any ocassion where you want to bring some laughter!!!!!!!OK SO NOW THE OTHER STUFF...........................Let me start by saying I am not a FRIEND WHORE on Myspace.com I do Stand Up Comedy so I like Myspace.com to meet new people and make new fans so if you have recieved a friend request from me that is why. Ask any of my friends being on my Myspace.com has it's advantages LOL Let me also say that I am NOT SINGLE questions like "Were You Born Fat?" & "Wow You Are Fat Can You See Your Penis?" oh and by the way I see it all the time because it is huge I mean come on for every 20 lbs a man looses he adds an inch to his penis I have lost 212 Lbs so lets do some math people. Anyway please watch my videos and comment either good or bad and feel free to message me with any questions!!!!!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Batman he is my hero,Chuck Norris,Robin Williams,Neil Diamond,Little Debbie(she made me who I am today) Emeril, All the girls I loved before who went lesbian, Mandy (cause she came and she gave without taking) Whoever that dork is who always smooshes the last ice cream sandwich,Jarrod (so I can kick his Subway low fat eating ass) Santa Clause (cause he eats alot or sandwiches) Whoever created that cheese in a can (dude I love you) Jesus (not too soon) Kevin Bacon (so I can play that stupid game) Bob Dylan (man can he write) Sir Mix Alot (cause I also like big butts) P-Diddy or is it Diddy or is it P? ( I wanna ask him why he changes it all the time) The Burger King ( I want him to be in my bed when I wake up) Gary Coleman,Mr. T, TAKERU KOBAYASHI- Hotdog Eating World Champion - Stats: *Cow Brains: 57 (17.7 pounds) / 15 minutes *Hamburgers: Krystals: 69 Krystal Square Burgers / 8 minutes/ Nov. 13, 2004 *Hot Dogs: 53 1/2 Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs and Buns / 12 minutes/ July 4, 2004 *Rice Balls: 20 pounds rice balls / 30 minutes

My Blog

So you don’t aceept friend request from comedians? Pudwacker!!

Ok I have to vent again on my blog. I noticed this new trend when I send a friend request and all of the sudden I get a message that they do not accept friend request from COMEDIANS what the hell you ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:34:00 GMT

Nick Jonas Is A Diabetic? Wow Good Hope He Dies

So in my profile I have a picture of Wilfred Brimley in a shirt about diabeetus and this 15 year old girl sees it and send me a letter on how I am a giant looser for making fun of people who are diabe...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:22:00 GMT

A simple word can make you laugh!

Some words and images make me laugh for example the word Fingering makes me chuckle like a 13 year old boy( personally I like to finger because then I only have to wash my hands after pleasure not my ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:25:00 GMT

A Tribute To My Grandfather

As many of you know February 2nd 2005 I celebrated my year anniversary of starting to do comedy on that same day my grandfather my hero in life passed away it was a joyous and also sad day. My grandfa...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:23:00 GMT

My Life Is a Reality Show

So I have done so many things i have been a missionary, I have managed bands,I have performed comedy in front of a crowd of thousands,I have traveled all over and met so many amazing actors musicians ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:02:00 GMT

Don LaFontaine Said This About ME & My Radio Show

"In a world where true comedy is harder to find than a few terrorists hiding in the mountains, ONE SHOW brings forth a new style of entertainment unlike any other. ONE SHOW can conduct a serious inter...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:27:00 GMT

My Weekend @ South Beach,Miami & My Big Brother Audition

Where can I start? 1St I posted all the pictures so check them out...So Thursday Sharon & I packed a bag and went to South beach thanks to our friends at 94.3 WZZR we won a great trip. We stayed a...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:01:00 GMT

7 Pennies From Heaven A Tribute to My Grandfather

Three years ago as some of you know my grandfather had passed away on February 2nd. It will always remain a very wierd day for me because on tha day of his passing was my 1 year anniversary of the fir...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:32:00 GMT

Breathe Deep The Breath Of God

My prayer for 2008 Breathe Deep (The Breath of God) from the album "Scenic Routes" (Music and lyrics by Terry Taylor) Politicians, morticians, Philistines, homophobesSkinheads, Dead head...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 18:35:00 GMT

Alchohol Made Me Loose My Buffalo

Ok so I was invited to a birthday party today and it started at 11:30Am I mean what is that all about? Are we 7 years old all over again,however it was ok cause I was off work finally on a Saturday. S...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 16:26:00 GMT