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Nery Saenz

life is a comedy... laugh it up!

About Me

Check out my website www.NerySaenz.com
I'm a comedian originally from Miami. I love my job. Just the thought of me getting paid to do what used to get me sent to the principal’s office makes me smile. My passion for comedy is insane. I can’t picture life without it. I’m a pretty laid back person, and I'm usually never happy with a performance. No matter how good it was, I always feel that I could do better. I’ll never stop trying to reach perfection, because if I do, I'll never reach excellence. I’m on a constant journey to grow as a person as well as a comic.The small things in life turn me on. I love movies! In my head, my life is a movie. I’m always seeing things as if I was directing the story of my life. I associate memories with their own soundtrack and camera angles. I’m not afraid of telling people my guilty pleasures. Like the fact that I love Van Damme movies. I know, I know. But what can I say? They are some of the cheesiest movies ever, and they make me laugh. Speaking of cheese, I love grilled cheese sandwiches, (can you tell I have A.D.D.?) like I said, It’s the small things in life. I'm a fun loving, person who will usually tell you exactly what's on my mind and how I feel. I'm open minded, and like others who are as well. I love making people smile, and will usually do whatever it takes to get you to laugh.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've met the girl that puts a permanent smile on my face. The only woman who's laugh I've ever complimented (and for a comedian, that's HUGE!). She had me at 'ha-ha'. So everyone else is just a plus. With that said, I want to meet EVERYONE! All fans of comedy and of course you! Visit my website www.NerySaenz.com

Nery Saenz

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My Blog

My Friend and I's idea for a tv show.

The following was a conversation between a friend of mine that just kinda took off on it's own. We thought it'd make a kick ass TV show. Here goes: I wonder if elves have a union? And would it be avai...
Posted by Nery Saenz on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:41:00 PST

Just Friends

Okay, so my co worker was having an argument with her boyfriend because apparently, he has 'too many female friends'. I thought this was pretty shitty. I mean, we all know that if a guy likes a g...
Posted by Nery Saenz on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:13:00 PST

Alec Baldwin is AWESOME!!

Okay, so by now you have all heard about Alec Baldwin's voice mail rant to his daughter. Most people were 'shocked' and 'offended' by it. Most people were quick to judge him as 'a horrible parent' and...
Posted by Nery Saenz on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:33:00 PST

420.... I dont get it.

It's amazing how many 'pot head' friends I have. I didn't even notice how many I had until today. 420 aka 4/20 aka April 20th. What's the deal with 420 anyways? I don't get it. Why April? Is it becaus...
Posted by Nery Saenz on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:49:00 PST

'Favorite superhero and Why'

Okay, it's 4:18 in the morning and as usual, I can't sleep. The difference tonight is that I have to be up in 3 1/2 hours to take my girlfriend to work. Since I couldn't sleep, I decided to pop in a m...
Posted by Nery Saenz on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST

My continuous pursuit of happyness

Okay so I just saw the new Will Smith movie, 'Pursuit of Happyness' (no I didn't misspell it, that's how the title of the movie is spelled. It's symbolic for the lack of interest in proper spelling t...
Posted by Nery Saenz on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:12:00 PST

Celebrity look-a-like Part 2

Okay, I like this one sooo much more. lol! What do you think?  ...
Posted by Nery Saenz on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST

My celebrity look-a-likes...

Okay, so these are the celebrities that MyHeritage.com says looks like me. WTF?!?! 1970's Michael Jackson?!?! And let's not forget Rosario Dawson. Which is weird, cus now I have to come to terms that ...
Posted by Nery Saenz on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:28:00 PST

I'm in love!

I'm in love people. Deeply! Let me explain. I turned 25 last Sunday, and I just came back from my first trip to New York. It took me a while, but man am I in love. That city is just an amazing place.&...
Posted by Nery Saenz on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:48:00 PST

MY birthday!

Hey, what's up? My birthday is coming up, and all I want is you and EVERYBODY you know to be at my next show. It's gonna be bananas. Hell, even the people you dont know so well.... hey, they deserve a...
Posted by Nery Saenz on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:50:00 PST