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Bimbo_Macaque

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About Me


**!!**Soooo Sexy!!!**!!**MY LOVE! Hi! I'm just a fun loving monkey girl who likes to meet new people and have fun. My friends think I'm shy, but I'm actually a naughty little girl. My name really is Bimbo. Bimbo Macaque pronounced ma-cock. But my friends say it sounds dirty, so Bimbo will do. Tee Hee! I hate to wear clothes, and my favorite pastime is laying around with the bad boys and putting bananas in my mouth! You can see by my background, I like to play with little kid toys. But I also like to play with sex toys too. Tee Hee! Check out my pictures of me and my friends having a good time. I love rap music, trance, hard rock and oldies. I really dig old apes with expensive cars, (except for Jaguars. That name makes me nervous. Bimbo never wants to be inside a Jaguar. Or Lion, or hyena or...oh you know!), hard core young stud monkeys, and big Silverbacks! (...well a girl can dream can't she?). If you've got money, can you help me get my own web cam site? I'd be sooooo greatful, there's no telling what I'd do! Tee Hee!


My Interests

I like sex. I also REALLY REALLY like SEX! Sometimes though I just like a quiet evening at home with my toys...having sex! Tee Hee!

I'd like to meet:

The Banana Splits. Cornelius. He's hot! Armando. Galen! He makes me go ape! LOL

What I do when I'm serious:
My daddy was taken when I was little, to be used for experiments in a laboratory by mean people. So now I try to help all my animal friends by telling humans about companies like Huntingdon Life Sciences owned by Life Sciences Research Inc., who use thousands of animals for their experiments. I'm getting sleepy. I'm going to bed. A girl does need her beauty sleep you know. But I'll be back soon to tell you more. Until then, here's some stuff for you to monkey around with. Tee Hee!
The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
Gibbon Conservation Center
American Zoo and Aquarium Association

Animal Planet
Ape Alliance
Association for Assessment and Accreditation of
Laboratory Animal Care International (AAALAC)

The Bushmeat Crisis Task Force (BCTF)
Center for Captive Chimpanzee Care
Center for Orangutan and Chimpanzee Conservation
The Chimpanzee Species Survival Plan
The Fauna Foundation
Gorilla Haven
Jane Goodall Institute
The Lester E. Fisher Center for the Study and Conservation of Apes
Lion Country Safari
Living Links Center of Emory University
Massachusetts Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
National Anti-Vivisection Society
People and Chimps Together
The Primate Conservation and Welfare Society
Primate Info Net
Scientists Center for Animal Welfare
Jungle Friends Sanctuary
Science North

World Society for the Protection of Animals
Allied Effort to Save Other Primates
Captive Animals Protection Society
Species Survival Network
The Orangutan Foundation
Gibbon Research Lab
Advocates for Animals
Balikpapan Orangutan Society
Endangered Primate Rescue Centre
Kalimantan Gibbons Rehabilitation Program
Sumatran Orangutan Society
Wildlife SOS


This is somebody's parent!
Makes Bimbo sad! Poor baby! Bad humans!



It really is a Cruel Summer! More Bananarama banana ammo please! TEE HEE!

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I'm a Monkey Man (or girl in my case) Show me your hot monkey lips Mick!

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Chapstick commercial. I'm soooo jealous!
Wish it would have been me instead!
Talk about hot monkey lips!

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What a cute little hat monkey has.
Wait...that not hat, that that that's monkey brain!
Bimbo go now. Bimbo go be sick! Bimbo go cry!

Lost In The Zoo. Even a monkey knows to follow the rules of the road when you're on your bike!

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Monkey Wrench. Go Foo Fighters Go!

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Music:

The Monkees "Hey Hey We're The Monkeys",
Miracles "Mickey's Monkey",
Rolling Stones "Monkey Man",
Beatles "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey",
Butthole Surfers "The Lord Is A Monkey",
Gorillaz "Fire Coming Out Of The Monkeys Head",
The Mountain Goats "The Monkey Song",
Peter Gabriel "Shock The Monkey",
Pixies "Monkey Gone To Heaven",
Steeley Dan "Monkey In Your Soul",
10 Years After "Hard Monkey",
Red Monkey "This Medium Is Not The Message",
Yardbirds "Too Much Monkey Business", and anything by Bananarama.

Ladytron
Destroy everything you touch
You know who you are!
You planet hurters you!

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The Pixies
Monkey Gone To Heaven.
Where all good monkeys go!
God loves us too.
So be nice to us...please?

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Gorillaz "Fire Coming out of the Monkey's Head"

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One Holiday by Green Day
This isn't about monkeys.
I just like the song. Tee Hee!

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I'm just a (monkey) girl

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Ape Of Death
WTF? LOLz

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Movies:

All the Planet Of The Apes Movies,
King Kong,
Mighty Joe Young,
Tarzan,
Alladin (I loved Abu),
Congo,
George Of The Jungle,
Bedtime For Bonzo,
Bonzo Goes To College,
Every Which Way But Loose, and a tree full of others!

Television:

I don't have a TV :~( If I did I'd watch the National Geographic Channel!

Did he say ape tit?
Naughty boy. Tee Hee!

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Books:

I can't read. But I love bed time stories about bad boys and bad girls! Tee Hee!

Heroes:

Cheetah And Bonzo. They broke down the anti ape barriers in Hollywood.
The SHAC7.
PETA.
George W. Bush because he showed even a dumb ape can be president! Tee Hee!

My Blog

Rampaging monkeys injure 15

ATHANI: Tension gripped the town owing to mayhem of two violent monkeys as 15 more persons fell victim to their attack here on Sunday.Out of the injured, 5 persons including a 4-year-old child are rep...
Posted by Bimbo_Macaque on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:33:00 PST

Head Bangers And Dead Seals

Date: Sep 16, 2007 7:12 PMHow would you like it to be whacked hard over the head as a "sport"!? Norway and Canada have a new kind of tourism. Killing baby seals. They call it a "sport"..You want to c...
Posted by Bimbo_Macaque on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:43:00 PST

Minks Freed From Cages, Farmers Give Chase!

HELSINKI (Reuters) - Farmers and other locals were chasing thousands of minks let out of their cages at a fur farm in western Finland early on Friday by suspected animal rights activists. About half t...
Posted by Bimbo_Macaque on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:27:00 PST

Oxford University Offered Money To Stop Abusing Monkey!

PETA have offered Oxford University money to stop torturing a monkey the university currently have imprisoned in one of their labs. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has sent urgent l...
Posted by Bimbo_Macaque on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:47:00 PST

Endangered monkeys can now be exported

Kuala Lumpur - Malaysia has lifted a ban on the export of long-tailed macaques in a bid to thin the population of the monkeys, which are becoming a menace in urban areas, state news agency Bernama sai...
Posted by Bimbo_Macaque on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:42:00 PST

Sexually Suspect Panda Gives Birth To Twins

BEIJING, China (Reuters) -- A panda once believed to be male and sent to Japan to breed with a female without success gave birth to twin cubs this week, state media reported on Thursday. The panda, "J...
Posted by Bimbo_Macaque on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:56:00 PST

Reward Offered For Monkeys Return

TUPELO, Miss. A businessman said Thursday he is offering a reward for the capture and return of Oliver, the white-faced capuchin monkey that managed to escape from the Tupelo Buffalo Park and Zoo. T...
Posted by Bimbo_Macaque on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:27:00 PST

Killings Of Mountain Gorillas In Congo Prompt U.N. Probe

The shooting deaths of four mountain gorillas -- three females and an alpha male silverback -- are prompting a United Nations agency to send a mission to the Democratic Republic of Congo. Rangers mad...
Posted by Bimbo_Macaque on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:26:00 PST

Human Skin To Replace Animal Tests!

25 July 2007 NewScientist.com news serviceZeeya Merali Lyon  Stretched taut across the top of a vial, the thin cream-coloured material feels almost like rubber. Barely 1 centimetre in diameter, t...
Posted by Bimbo_Macaque on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:33:00 PST

Former Ringling Employee to Screen Video Footage of Animal Abuse at News Conference

Greenville, S.C. -- Following Denny's failure to respond to PETA's letters and phone calls of concern over the Spartanburg-based restaurant chain's new national partnership with Ringling Bros. an...
Posted by Bimbo_Macaque on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:29:00 PST