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Poo Monkey

When life give you a toilet, poop

About Me

Help us change this guy's name to Potty Porter!

I'm the infamous poo monkey who is only found at Workpoop.com Let me be your friend, I'll tell you jokes, teach you about history, or help you calculate the value of your poo. I was voted one of the top funniest people (websites) of 2004 by Maxim Magazine and voted number 1 by several other websites. Poo'ing something we all do so why not laugh about it and do it at work so we can get paid for it.

P.S. For any lady who wishes to have her picture taken with me and posted on workpoop.com as one of the beautiful women of workpoop, then write me and I'll tell you how. Nude pictures may be looked at but will not be posted on the website. We want to share your beautiful smiles with all of the world, like Twista once said, I'll make you a celebrity over night.

My Interests

Workpoop.com , working, pooping, pooping at work, comedy, fun, laughter, and many other things.

I'd like to meet:

Triumph the insult comic dog, Winnie the Poo, Bowel Kilmer, Michael Peaton, Brad Poop, Keira Poops Knightly, Fred Burst, Emenanim, Oksana Bowel, Poopi Goldberg, Tara Lapoopski, Dingle Berrymore, and anybody who has a sense of humor and could use advise on pooping at work.

Workpoop's Top Model

Books:

"Making Love to a Monkey"
By Poo Monkey, 2006