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Hindquarterly

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About Me

The HINDQUARTERLY is a bi-annual, potentially tri-annual, quarterly collection of quasi-scholarly essays, investigative journalism, interviews, "creative writing" (short stories, one acts and poetry) and artwork, all done with a pre-modern, scatological, irreverent slant. Each issue will address a specific subject, such as your stinking yet sexually intriguing ass, and everything in the issue will relate (at least peripherally) to that subject. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Interests? Well, I mostly just like to get sand and spread it all around my anus.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with tattoos. Especially chicks man. Chicks with fucking tatoos. God, please send them this way. The juxtaposition of, like, a really hot, sexy female with a really nihilistic tat is just the sweetest thing one can behold.

Music:

Mostly just dorky old stuff....like Arcade Fire. And anything Christian Rock-y, if its a PARTY you want it's nothin' but!God I just love James Bond, he can sink a couple in knuckle deep ANY day... .. Sexy Webcam Girl Gets Caught on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Movies:

I like most of the old, classic Vin Diesel films. And that Dutch film The Vanishing based on Vinnie and the Stardusters fact-based autobiographical diddy "It's Date Night (Get in the Box)."

Television:

God, I am so sick of reality TV; it's so fucking lame! What is wrong with Americans? Reality TV is seriously the most retarded thing to ever take over our culture (not counting Jerry Lewis's kids)....except for American Idol, Survivor, The Swan, Third Wheel, America's Next Top Model, Fear Factory, That one where that drummer for Motley Crue goes to trade school, Joe Millionaire, Biggest Loser -those ones all rule- but other than that reality TV sucks balls.

Books:

The Bible. Oh, and The Surrender by Toni Bentley... The Landlord on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Heroes:

The utterly black space between Condoleeza Rice's blindingly white two front labia.

My Blog

About the First Issue

The first issue was focused on the concept (or actuality) of "ass."  Why "ass"? Well, everybody has one.  Especially YOU, you assy old ass ass.  It is a part of the anatomy that garners...
Posted by Hindquarterly on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:26:00 PST

Letter to City Pages: Ass Party Band Asshole’s Reaction to Angry Bitchass (she wanted it)

Dear Twin Cities Reader,   What is the fucking deal with the current breed of Minneapolis bar hopping, live music seeing lame-o's?  I am so goddamned sick and tired of being accosted by rep...
Posted by Hindquarterly on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:23:00 PST

The Ass Party!!!! (in words)

by Nick Hook, editor - Hindquarterly "arts magazine"OK Here's the recap of Hindquarterly's ass party (March 16 at the Hexagon Bar..am I "blogging" yet?) I got to the Hexagon at about 8:20 pm. Eric D...
Posted by Hindquarterly on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:15:00 PST

THE ASS PARTY (press release)

This party will be the best thing that ever happened in the name of butts.............THE ASS PARTYKick-off Event for The Hindquarterly's inaugural issue: The Ass Issue Friday, March 16The Hexagon Bar...
Posted by Hindquarterly on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST