Interests? Well, I mostly just like to get sand and spread it all around my anus.
Anyone with tattoos. Especially chicks man. Chicks with fucking tatoos. God, please send them this way. The juxtaposition of, like, a really hot, sexy female with a really nihilistic tat is just the sweetest thing one can behold.
Mostly just dorky old stuff....like Arcade Fire. And anything Christian Rock-y, if its a PARTY you want it's nothin' but!God I just love James Bond, he can sink a couple in knuckle deep ANY day... .. Sexy Webcam Girl Gets Caught on FunnyOrDie.com ..
I like most of the old, classic Vin Diesel films. And that Dutch film The Vanishing based on Vinnie and the Stardusters fact-based autobiographical diddy "It's Date Night (Get in the Box)."
God, I am so sick of reality TV; it's so fucking lame! What is wrong with Americans? Reality TV is seriously the most retarded thing to ever take over our culture (not counting Jerry Lewis's kids)....except for American Idol, Survivor, The Swan, Third Wheel, America's Next Top Model, Fear Factory, That one where that drummer for Motley Crue goes to trade school, Joe Millionaire, Biggest Loser -those ones all rule- but other than that reality TV sucks balls.
The Bible. Oh, and The Surrender by Toni Bentley... The Landlord on FunnyOrDie.com ..
The utterly black space between Condoleeza Rice's blindingly white two front labia.