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Twin Cities Onion

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About Me

The Onion is a satirical newspaper that will most likely make you pee a little bit upon (and after) reading it. It's free too, every Thursday. You can't honestly be that much of a humor snob to not pick up the paper. Then you'd be a total jerk.It also lists the Twin Cities' concerts, restaurants, theater performances, and general tomfoolery in the AV Club. And makes sure you are signed up for our email newsletter to get a chance to win free beer, free concert tickets, free swag, and free kisses. Oh, are you a kiss snob too?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everybody and anybody in the Twin Cities that love to laugh and have a good time.

Music:

Check out the CD reviews and live show previews in my A/V Club. Sucka.

Movies:

The Onion Major Motion Picture

Books:

Finest News Reporting, Our Dumb Century, Dispatches From The Tenth Circle, Tenacity Of The Cockroach, Ad Nauseum, Embedded in America

Heroes:

Herman Ulysses Zweibel, T. Herman Zweibel, J. Phineas Zweibel, Maxwell Prescott Zweibel