Hickster Erotica |
As I slowly regain conciousness from my drunken stupor, I stare fixedly at the GPC smoke-yellowed ceiling tiles trying to figure out where in the hell I am. The overwhelming aroma of Aqua Velva stenc...
Posted by Trailer Park Queen on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:04:00 PST |
Signs O' The Times |
Watch out for people with clutch purses Watch out for people with osteoporosis On your mark, get set, GO!!!! No pee!! Don't trip On Pyramid, man. Eat with your hands A truck, much...
Posted by Trailer Park Queen on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 01:09:00 PST |
Sicbay RIP |
I am very sad right now. One of my very favorite local bands has decided to call it quits. City Pages just named them Best Local Band last week. This has come as quite a shock to me. Bummed that I did...
Posted by Trailer Park Queen on Fri, 12 May 2006 07:09:00 PST |
Trippin' |
I have had to make numerous trips up north the last few months. I believe it is starting to cause me to have nightmares. I have been waking up suddenly in the middle of the night, my heart pounding w...
Posted by Trailer Park Queen on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:36:00 PST |
6 Things Motomama made me Post |
6 Things that Motomama made me post The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/t...
Posted by Trailer Park Queen on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 07:54:00 PST |
Wisconsin Death Trip |
Once upon a time, actually last night, my sisters and I jump into the younger one's Kia and book over to Superior, Wisconsin for an evening out at the legendary, fancy-shmancy Keyport, king among stri...
Posted by Trailer Park Queen on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 09:51:00 PST |
What's Your Sign? |
So I was driving around the neighborhood the other day and I noticed this sign at a family day-care(you know, in their house). They had gone to all the trouble of hand painting this sign. It read " Li...
Posted by Trailer Park Queen on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:27:00 PST |
So You Wanna Be A Rock Star (Part One) |
I am a successful rock star. Just ask anyone. I really am. If you have never heard of me, then, you are just the clueless wanna-be I am looking for. Guess what!?! You can be a rock star, too. Through ...
Posted by Trailer Park Queen on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:37:00 PST |
Practice Makes Pervert |
Busy writing, band busy learning. Need shows. Air America has link to "Would He Lie To You". C'mon Al, give us a shot!!
Posted by Trailer Park Queen on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 05:51:00 PST |
Smoking |
If you want to smoke in Minneapolis, remember how your council member voted and vote accordingly. Remember, the fine for smoking pot is less than the fine for smoking tobacco. Really....
Posted by Trailer Park Queen on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 11:46:00 PST |
