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Naughtalie

Santa brought me Toys That Kill for Christmas! Now I'm gonna shoot my eye out.

About Me

I am passionate about Minneapolis, historic architecture, art, music, recycling, being a good person, speaking my mind, and not taking crap from anyone! I like to snowboard, practice yoga, draw/draft/design, work on my house, and go out with friends- especially to see live music!

I never do those survey/quizzy/about-you thingies, but I saw this on Tyler's page and had to try it out. AMAZING! Not only did it pick my favorite beer, but it describes me well...
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?

My Interests

Life is interesting. Things will only be as interesting to you as your interest level. Life is what you make it.

I'd like to meet:

More people who don't have their head up their ass. It's an interesting time to be an American. Too many people with their heads up their asses is the main reason why my 10-year plan includes a move to Whistler, British Columbia. One of my favorite bumper stickers right now: "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention!"
You Are Boston
Both modern and old school, you never forget your roots.
Well educated and a little snobby, you demand the best.
And quite frankly, you think you are the best.

Famous people from the Boston area: Conan O'Brien, Ben Affleck, New Kids on the Block What American City Are You?

Music:

Where do I even begin? Too many genres to even list off. Love love love the local muzak. See my "top friends" to know what I like. (There's one or two that suck, I know, but if my friends are in it, then I'll support it & love it!) Having awesome live shows available 365 nights a year is one of the best parts about living in the city... I play a MEAN seahorn- I rank in the top 2% of seahorn players worldwide.

Movies:

Anything by the Coen brothers. I would have to say that my favorite movie of all time is "The Big Lebowski" if I had to pick just one. Highlarious. "Old School", "Royal Tenenbaums", anything with Jack Black, Team America, the American Pie trilogy, whatever. I love mind-f*ck movies like "Vanilla Sky", "Memento", "Brazil", "Barton Fink", "Eternal Sunshine...", "Waking Life", "12 Monkeys", etc. Quentin Tarantino is also a favorite- love the Kill Bills. "Fight Club", "The Italian Job", "True Romance", "Ronin" (the best car-chase movie ever starring DeNiro and the unparalelled Audi S8)

Television:

TV will rot your brain, kids. Most of it's crap. That's why if you MUST, I highly recommend DVR plus HBO. L.A. Ink, Weeds, Dexter, Big Love, Arrested Development, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chapelle's Show, The Simpsons, The First 48, This Old House, Antiques Roadshow, That 70's Show...

Books:

Whatever my friend, Angela, lends me to read. She's a teacher and always knows a good book to recommend. Thanks for the edu-bu-cation, Ang!

Heroes:

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My Blog

Celebs If They Were From Ohio! So funny!

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Posted by Naughtalie on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:54:00 PST

Who Killed The Electric Car?

I can't believe that I hadn't seen this documentary before this week. I thought the Toyota hybrids I was selling was the best option available if you have to drive a car, but wtf???This country is so ...
Posted by Naughtalie on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:31:00 PST

Drunk Dialing For a New Generation...

Back in the old daze, you just had to worry about calling someone up on the phone & saying something stupid. Now there’s calling, texting, e-mailing, myspace-ing, IM-ing, whatever else, dunno~I ...
Posted by Naughtalie on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:45:00 PST

GREEN!!!!!!!!

After all this time of no-time-to-write I feel the need to vent blog-style about why I’m making a complete lifestyle change and going Green to a ridiculous extreme like I do best.Those of you cl...
Posted by Naughtalie on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:28:00 PST

Paradigm Shift! Be Thankful For Your Crappy Life

The very first thing that I learned in college was what a "Paradigm Shift" was, as it was the subject of a lecture on freshman orientation day. What's interesting is how often I experience them and ho...
Posted by Naughtalie on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:23:00 PST

My Latest With The Cops

So I was lucky enough to have two run-ins with the boys in blue this week. The first was a classic case of Naughtalie looking for trouble: Wednesday night I had just left the G8 CD-release party in Di...
Posted by Naughtalie on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST

I never thought I'd want to screw a car, but...

Have you seen that episode of "Weeds" where the teacher gives it to him with that huge strap-on? Well, that's what I want to do to the 2007 Toyota Camry. I never thought I would be sexually attracted ...
Posted by Naughtalie on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:34:00 PST

"The Departed" Kicks Assssss!

Martin Scorses does it again- The Departed is a great mind-f**k movie- my favorite kind! I recommend this movie to anyone who is not afraid to see a lot of brains being splattered.I can't get the song...
Posted by Naughtalie on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:23:00 PST

Columbus Was A Terrorist- Happy Anti-Columbus Day!

Last night I hit up the Anti-Columbus Day concert at The Fine Line with a group of friends.I have to admit, I was there to see Atmosphere & didn't know what the rest of the event was all about. For th...
Posted by Naughtalie on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:51:00 PST

Go see Jackass 2!!!

If you don't see this movie, you are a jackass! It was high-larious. I didn't even want to go, but Dave dragged us out and I almost peed my pants laughing so hard. We just got back & I'd go see it aga...
Posted by Naughtalie on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 05:00:00 PST