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About Me

Folks, being the most powerful man in the world isn't easy.

I get people asking me all the time. "Sir, how did you become so compassionate and wise?".

Some people think that being part of a massive political dynasty is the key to achieving such wisdom. Hehehe..but I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm gonna tell you what it was that made me who I am today.

Yoga.

Now you may laugh, but this here yoga is downright powerful.

With it I attain superhuman states almost daily. Don't believe me? You can read about some of them in my blog.

They can also be found in this here book .

Yes, powerful stuff. I hope that you find it as useful as I do. I know if everyone could someday reach my level of enlightenment, that the world would be a very different place indeed.

Your friend, and leader of the free world,
George W Bush

My Blog

Ustrasana - Camel

Saddam. Oh, Saddam! How you haunt my dreams at night! I still remember seeing that photo of you in your underwear. To think, the supreme evildoer of the world wore the same brand as I! I told my y...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 00:12:00 GMT

Utkatasana - Awkward Chair Pose

Want to know what the toughest part of being President is? Let me tell you folks. It's not meeting all those boring foreign leader or waking up at night thinking, "Wow, I am the most powerful man in t...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 23:12:00 GMT

Utthita Hasta Padangusthasana - Extended Hand to Big Toe

Hello ladies! Yes, I know that I'm lookin' pretty good in this pose. Heh, heh. To begin, start in Tadasana and lift one leg with the knee bent. Grab it with your hand and pretend like you're doing a s...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 20:11:00 GMT

Salamba Siranasa I - Supported Head

Some people joke that I was holding Dick's hand during the 9/11 commission meetings. Look here, I'm the President. Not a little kid. And plus, Dick says I'm a big boy now and lets me eat at the grownu...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:33:00 GMT

Utthita Trikonasana - Extended Triangle

When my mom told me she wanted me to become President, she asked my yogi to explain to me the three branches of the federal government. I remeber him saying something about my right shoe being the leg...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 19:57:00 GMT