Ustrasana - Camel |
Saddam. Oh, Saddam! How you haunt my dreams at night! I still remember seeing that photo of you in your underwear. To think, the supreme evildoer of the world wore the same brand as I! I told my y...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 00:12:00 GMT |
Utkatasana - Awkward Chair Pose |
Want to know what the toughest part of being President is? Let me tell you folks. It's not meeting all those boring foreign leader or waking up at night thinking, "Wow, I am the most powerful man in t...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 23:12:00 GMT |
Utthita Hasta Padangusthasana - Extended Hand to Big Toe |
Hello ladies! Yes, I know that I'm lookin' pretty good in this pose. Heh, heh. To begin, start in Tadasana and lift one leg with the knee bent. Grab it with your hand and pretend like you're doing a s...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 20:11:00 GMT |
Salamba Siranasa I - Supported Head |
Some people joke that I was holding Dick's hand during the 9/11 commission meetings. Look here, I'm the President. Not a little kid. And plus, Dick says I'm a big boy now and lets me eat at the grownu...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:33:00 GMT |
Utthita Trikonasana - Extended Triangle |
When my mom told me she wanted me to become President, she asked my yogi to explain to me the three branches of the federal government. I remeber him saying something about my right shoe being the leg...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 19:57:00 GMT |
