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Awesome Snakes

BANDS ARE DUMB.

About Me

"The cover of the Awesome Snakes’ debut album is a dead-ringer for the material contained therein; it’s a crude hand drawing of Motley Crue’s “Too Fast For Love” in sharpie on white paper with the words “Awesome Snakes” written red in Crue font, umlauts above the A’s and everything. By viewing the artwork and song titles, all of which have to do with snakes, it’s safe to assume this band is pretty obnoxious and messy. And they are..."
Razorcake Review:AWESOME SNAKES, THE: Venom: CD What is it with all the snake related band names? Off the top of my head I can think of Hot Snakes, The Charming Snakes, These Arms Are Snakes, Iceage Cobra, The Detroit Cobras, and now the Awesome Snakes. There’s almost as many snake bands names as there are wolf band names. If you’re thinking of using wolf or snake in your band name, don’t do it. There are enough other animals to pick from. Other dumb, (or funny, depending on your sense of humor) things about this band: the CD cover has umlauts over the “A’s” and a picture of a cock rocker’s tight leather pants-clad crotch. I’d laugh, but hasn’t making fun of ‘80s cock rock been done to death? All the songs are simple, herky-jerky punk done with just a drummer and a bassist/singer, which makes economical sense for a band since it’s hard enough to make money playing rock’n’roll with three or more people. Maybe they just thought it would sound better with two people, but I can really notice the missing instruments. Other than the songs, which almost all have the word “snakes” in them, there are some music “collages” and sampled old songs with the word “snakes” being thrown in to substitute other words. Overall, this seems like a joke band that must be really funny for the people who made it, but for the rest of us it’s worth listening to maybe once at the most. –Jason Donnerparty (Crustacean) I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

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Member Since: 2/6/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/theawesomesnakes
Band Members: Annie=fat.
Danny=JERK.
Influences: Poor People
Sounds Like: Poor People
Record Label: CrustaceanRecords/HomeTapingIsKillingtheRecordIndu
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

punknews.org sez

http://www.punknews.org/review/6066"With their name and Crue-ripoff cover, you might get the feeling you're in for a good time. And you'd be right. "You saying that the snakes ain't awesome? Or sayin'...
Posted by Awesome Snakes on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:23:00 PST

Skyscraper sez

"Recently Snakes on a Plane ran a contest for bands to get their snake-themed songs in the movie. Awesome Snakes made a whole album. Alright, not really, but it could have been. Annie Awesome and Dann...
Posted by Awesome Snakes on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:18:00 PST

Review for "Venom" in Punk Planet:

Punk Planet Review:Fact: getting awesome is awesome.Fact: a snake that is awesome is doubly awesome or perhaps even awesome squared. The side projet of Dan and Annie of Minneapolis' Soviettes, Awesom...
Posted by Awesome Snakes on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:30:00 PST

Review for Venom in Rift Magazine:

Issue ..18The Awesome Snakes - "Venom" by David BrusieThere's something refreshing about a band who knows exactly what to be, what to do and what to do best. There's also something great about bands t...
Posted by Awesome Snakes on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:40:00 PST

Annie and Danny talk shit in City Pages

  For some reason we were voted "Picked to Click #8" Check it out here y'all:   http://citypages.com/databank/27/1347/article14752.asp?page= 9...
Posted by Awesome Snakes on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:18:00 PST

Review for our LP "Venom" from www.30music.com

Awesome Snakes"Venom" (CD)released in 2006 Label: Crustacean http://www.myspace.com/theawesomesnakesThe cover of the Awesome Snakes debut album is a dead-ringer for the material contained therein; its...
Posted by Awesome Snakes on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 01:42:00 PST

Awesome Snakes in "The Onion" fake newspaper shit.

Awesome Snakes rate other snakes on their magnitude of awesomeness. This ain't no book learning mumbo jumbo, this is from the heart.Check this shit out Ladies & Gentlemen: http://www.avclub.com/conten...
Posted by Awesome Snakes on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 01:01:00 PST

Lyrics to "The Safety Dance"

Here ya' go:     We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine Say, we can go where we ...
Posted by Awesome Snakes on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:39:00 PST

Review for "Venom" in The Pulse of the Twin Cities

by Steve McPhersonAwesome SnakesVenomCrustacean Recordsmyspace.com/theawesomesnakes How this band managed to stay off the Snakes on a Plane soundtrack, Ill never understand. With nine songs with snake...
Posted by Awesome Snakes on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:52:00 PST

NEW LP!!!!

Dear Everyone:Awesome Snakes new album "Venom" is nowavailable through I-Tunes.   Check it out and then get yourself a burger.That is all.xo-Awesome Snakes....
Posted by Awesome Snakes on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 07:31:00 PST