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Please, Shane - Don't Hurt 'Em!

Pull your car around so I can flip you off!

About Me



Yeah, if you wanna add me as a friend, spend two seconds and type up something to explain the whys and wherefores, and/or something witty to make me laugh and stuff. If you wanna know more than what the "About Me" provides, look at a blog or two, they're pretty much all public, chumps!Otherwise,
YOU SUCK!

My top music artists of the week (so says Last.fm). Click on ze love chart to spy the Shane.

My Interests

Belgian ales, breakdancing robots, curling, ballroom dancing, freestyle walking, concerts, bead art, pirates, speaking in tongues, food that resembles famous people.

I'd like to meet:

Stagger Slide [Nomad]

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Now how about the opposite of who I'd like to meet and a little original artwork all in one? Photoshop = peaceful [albeit heavy-handed] protest.

Music:


Local 'n Formerly Local: Awesome Snakes, The Battle Royale, Bob Mould, Brother Ali, Chooglin', Cloud Cult, DANCE BAND, Darren Jackson, Doomtree, Haley Bonar, Har Mar Superstar, Hockey Night, The Hold Steady, The Hopefuls, Husker Du, Janis Figure, Kid Dakota, Fitzgerald, The Great Depression, Lily Liver, Low, Mark Mallman, MCVL, Midnight Evils, Ouija Radio, The Plastic Constellations, The Replacements, Revolver Modele, Sean Na Na, Sugar, Tapes 'n Tapes, Thunder in the Valley, The Umbrella Sequence, Vampire Hands, Vicious Vicious

National and worldwide: April March, The Arcade Fire, Art Brut, Babyshambles, Band of Horses, Be Your Own Pet, Beirut, The Black Angels, Black Mountain, Blonde Redhead, The Blow, Brendan Benson, Carey Mercer, Chin Up Chin Up, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Clash, Clipse, The Coral, Crystal Skulls, Danielson, Death From Above 1979, The Decemberists, Destroyer, Devendra Banhart, Dirty Pretty Things, The Drones, Elliot Smith, Exploding Hearts, Figurines, iForward Russia!, Frida Hyvönen, Frightened Rabbit, Frog Eyes, The Futureheads, Ghostface Killah, Graham Coxon, The Greenhornes, Gruff Rhys, The Horrors, Immortal Technique, Interpol, Islands, Jens Lekman, King Geedorah, Lady Sovereign, LCD Soundsystem, The Libertines, Little Man Tate, The Little Ones, The Long Blondes, The Longcut, Longpigs, The Long Winters, The Loungs, The Lovely Feathers, The M's, Madvillain, The Magic Numbers, Marnie Stern, Masta Killa, Matthew Sweet, Meho Plaza, MF Doom, Midlake, Money Mark, Mr. Lif, MSTRKRFT, My Morning Jacket, The National, The New Pornographers, Neutral Milk Hotel, Okay, Okkervil River, Oxford Collapse, The Paddingtons, The Perceptionists, Phoenix, Pink Mountaintops, The Ponys, Prototypes, The Rakes, The Rapture, Ratatat, The Rosebuds, Secret Machines, The Shins, The Sleepy Jackson, Snowden, Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, The Spinto Band, Spoon, Starlight Mints, Stars, Suede, Sufjan Stevens, Sunset Rubdown, Super Furry Animals, Supergrass, Swan Lake, Test Icicles, Thao Nguyen, The Thermals, Thunderbirds are Now!, Tokyo Police Club, The Unicorns, The View, Viva Voce, Voxtrot, The Walkmen, The White Stripes, Wilderness, Wolf Parade, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yeti, You Say Party! We Say Die!, Welcome to the Cinema

Movies:


This is Spinal Tap, El Mariachi, Dig!, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, American Psycho, Clockwork Orange, Almost Famous, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Napoleon Dynamite, Easy Rider, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, A Better Tomorrow, Pulp Fiction, Batman Begins, LOTR trilogy, Shaun of the Dead, George A. Romero flix

Books:

Currently... If Chins Could Kill - Confessions of a B Movie Actor

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell.

My Blog

Return of The Shane: The NYC follies (FINALE)

So this ends my overly self-indulgent blog about my week... LAST WEEK. Goddamn, Shane, get into the present. So after today, I will, jerks. In the meantime, here are my final notes from my trip to NYC...
Posted by Shane will pile a bunch of shut up on YOUR FACE! on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:39:00 PST

Return of The Shane: The NYC follies (Part II)

[Skipping over relatively boring Day 2, Monday...] Day 3, Tuesday -or- Hookahnanny Hodown Tuesday started out much like Monday... work, boring. Afterwards though, the work crew went to my fa...
Posted by Shane will pile a bunch of shut up on YOUR FACE! on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:30:00 PST

Return of The Shane: The NYC follies (Part I)

Sooo, I'm back from NYC and being home is good. I took some notes on what went down, so if you're curious... read on! I was pretty bad about taking photos, but did take a spin around Times Square nea...
Posted by Shane will pile a bunch of shut up on YOUR FACE! on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:55:00 PST

Burned by the wielders of the Pitchfork (a review of sorts)

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/42910-mi rrored I usually pick up anything Pitchfork rates higher than an 8.0 (of 10). So following suit, I bought their high high 9.1 rated new albu...
Posted by Shane will pile a bunch of shut up on YOUR FACE! on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:16:00 PST

Blog & Roll: 2 Concert Reviews for the Price of None.

Catching up from no music posts in, well... a while, I present to you two concert reviews from the past week or so. These two bands both are among my fave faves lately, so I'll probably be long-winded...
Posted by Shane will pile a bunch of shut up on YOUR FACE! on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:21:00 PST

The US Government Thinks Canadian Bands Are Terrorists.

I suppose you never know when a Canadian indie rock band will drive their tour bus into a skyscraper. Bush Administration = GRAND OLD DOUCHES. Copied from The Handsome Furs' Myspace blog (side projec...
Posted by Shane will pile a bunch of shut up on YOUR FACE! on Sat, 26 May 2007 05:27:00 PST

Monday, smokey Monday

Argh. You know it's a Monday when you have to oversee a last-minute shipment of marketing stuff for a trade show in Mexico (customs = not fun) while also managing all orders/logistics f...
Posted by Shane will pile a bunch of shut up on YOUR FACE! on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:15:00 PST

Blog & Roll 5.20.07 (news you can't use!)

I guess I think I'm a news column now or something. According to my blog ticker, someone's reading, so time for the first "official" Blog & Roll... "Thank god" of the week: The Horrors www.myspace...
Posted by Shane will pile a bunch of shut up on YOUR FACE! on Sun, 20 May 2007 09:40:00 PST

Hats off to the View

No, not this The View... This The View! Okay, so other than totally striking out with their band name, Scotland's newest rock treasure, The View, has been totally blowing up my speakers lately. They...
Posted by Shane will pile a bunch of shut up on YOUR FACE! on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:47:00 PST

Boston Baked... BRAINS!

I'm back from my [too] short Boston vacation and lived to tell about it. Here's me telling about it: I won't go through everything in excrutiating detail, so if you read the blog post before this one,...
Posted by Shane will pile a bunch of shut up on YOUR FACE! on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:13:00 PST