Nick

Some quotes from my favorite show south park.
Stan: One day you're gonna have to stop running and deal with what happened. Otherwise, you might as well just move to France with all the other pussies.
Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection!
It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
Cartman: Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.
Cartman: Naw dude, Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Cartman: The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!
Kyle: Shut up Cartman! Your body is bigger than the goal!
Cartman: No, I just have a sweet hockey body.
Stan: Jimmy, can you tell Wendy that shes a continous source of inspiration?
Jimmy (to wendy): Stan says that your a cunt-cunt-cunt-cunt....
Wendy: Well tell Stan to F*CK OFF! (walks away)
Jimmy: A continous s-source of inspiration.
Museum of Tolerance Lady: You other boys have probably called this young man names like 'tubby' or 'lard-butt' or 'fat tits.'
Kyle: Fat tits, that's a good one.
Stan: Yeah, we'll have to remember that.
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
A quote from another favorite show...Trailer Park Boys
bible guy: Son, have you ever read the bible.
Bubbles: maybe i have maybe i havent, whats it to you?
Bible guy: Son, can you even read?
Bubbles: well that depends....can you go fuck yourself?
You Belong in Amsterdam
A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam.
Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city). What European City Do You Belong In?
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Bomb

80%

Disappear

80%

Natural Causes

73%

Eaten

67%

Gunshot

60%

Suffocated

47%

Suicide

40%

Drowning

27%

Stabbed

20%

Accident

20%

Posion

20%

Cut Throat

13%

Disease

7%
How Will You Die??
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You Are 88% Peaceful
You are the epitome of inner peace and total calm.
You are grounded, emotionally mature, and very wise.
While no one's life is perfect, you have a great amount of perspective on the world - and you place in it. How Peaceful Are You?
You Are 100% Psychic
You are so very psychic.
But you already predicted that, didn't you?
You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.
You're very tapped into the world around you...
Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?A slide show of funny/offensive picsAwesome, I'm apparently an anarchist.
You scored as Anarchism,

Anarchism

92%

Republican

67%

Green

58%

Socialist

50%

Communism

33%

Democrat

25%

Fascism

17%

Nazi

17%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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