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Jewel-master Jen

Roundy's brand.....we cut corners

About Me

My name is Jen and I'm wicked cool!! That's all you need to know. I mean, I guess I could sit here and tell you why I'm so FUCKING awesome, but after hearing about how wonderful I am, you'd probably start to be reminded of how inadequit YOU really are. Thus causing your self-esteam to lower, and I learned in school that low self-esteam is bad, so you're just gonna have to take my word for it...

My Interests

Making sweet-ass jewelry, singing/karaoke, writing, chillen with my hommies, the occasional card game, humor/crackin fools up, good conversation, people watching, cleverness, creativety/innovation, confidence, and learning something new everyday.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can hold an intellegent/interesting conversation for more than 10 minutes, and people that appreciate clever sarcasm.

Music:

I like all types of music....except country. Right now I'm really into hip hop- Souls of Mischief and the rest of the Hieroglyphics crew, Atmosphere, A Tribe Called Quest, Murs, MF Doom, Deltron, Aesop Rock, RJD2, Eazy-E, El-P, Mr. Lif, Blackalicious, Ghostface Killah, Company Flow, Busta Rhymes, Beastie Boys.........I also like lots of other music: Stevie Wonder, Madonna, Cibo Matto, Peaches, Garden State Soundtrack, Al Green, Billie Holiday, Cold Play, Marylin Manson, Fiona Apple, Tegan and Sara, Tom Petty, Wesley Willis(R.I.P), Sade, Thievery Corporation, Nina Simone...........

Movies:

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Thank you for Smoking, Fear and Loathing, Ususal Suspects, Napolian Dynamite, Memento, Wet Hot American Summer, Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Garden State, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Kill Bill, the list goes on...

Television:

My TV watching goes in phases, right now I'm obsessed with crime dramas and forensic shows at the moment. Law and Order, CSI, Forensic Files, Cold Case....I also dig educational shows, so at least I can feel like I'm learning something while spending an entire day on the couch....and of course you can never go wrong with comedy

Heroes:

People with common sense

My Blog

A humorous rant about the wonders of customer service...

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?!? Memoirs of a Server Dedicated to anyone having the pleasure to make money in the service industryFor a lit...
Posted by Jewel-master Jen on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:12:00 PST

Life inside my head

Something I wrote a year and a half ago...I stumbled upon it, forgot I even wrote it, but it seems so relevant right now...Thinking constantly my mind racesFaces Ive seen imprinted in my memoryLive li...
Posted by Jewel-master Jen on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 05:53:00 PST

Snakes on a motherfuckin plane!

So for those of you who don't know, Samuel L Jackson is starring in a new movie this summer called SNAKES ON A PLANE..... On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passe...
Posted by Jewel-master Jen on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:51:00 PST

"Before Columbus, so called native americans didn't even know what an american was"

Steven Colbert is hilarious! Anyway, I just wanted to put this "fract" somewhere on my page, and it wouldn't fit in the headline, so yeah, I put it here. 
Posted by Jewel-master Jen on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:03:00 PST

Get some crunk in your system

Ok, so it's get SOME crunk in your system, don't try to consume it all, trust me your system can't handle it. So yeah, I would just like to appologize for any drunk induced crazyness and/or stupidity...
Posted by Jewel-master Jen on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 12:51:00 PST