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Allen Fogglebottom

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About Me


My Interests

Butts.

I'd like to meet:

Not you.

Television:

Watch Supernatural. It's ghosts, demons, urban legends and face melting rock. All it needs is a bar and a bowl of chili fries.

Heroes:

Me.

My Blog

A blog, you say? WHY, YES I DO.

So.  I haven't written a blog in awhile, not really since my Adventures in Public Service (see earlier shit), and someone told me I should maybe start a new series.  That person was me, by t...
Posted by Allen Fogglebottom on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:24:00 PST

Oh, I love Halloween

I thought it would be a bit self-centered to post a bulletin telling people to check out my October layout, so I guess I can get away with a blog. Also, my new song I found by accident, but it's the p...
Posted by Allen Fogglebottom on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:35:00 PST

Yep, about right.


Posted by Allen Fogglebottom on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:50:00 PST

ADVENTURES IN PUBLIC SERVICE!!! PART 18: THE MOTHERFUCKING END.

That's it.  Finished.  Done.  Finito.  The fat lady has sung.  So, now what do I do?  Some final notes. 1.  No, there is no part of me that will miss this shit. ...
Posted by Allen Fogglebottom on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:06:00 PST

ADVENTURES IN PUBLIC SERVICE!!! PART 17: Only two more, uh, one more to go!

So you get an idea how little work I did today, I haven't even showered yet and am eating a fat ol' burrito right now.  1.  Hey, driver guy, want to stop fiddling with the radio and keep us...
Posted by Allen Fogglebottom on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:26:00 PST

It's that time again, kids. ADVENTURES IN PUBLIC SERVICE!!! PART 16: Seriously? 16?

It seems that the days are getting lighter and they're making us take longer breaks.  Probably because it's getting hotter.  Also, probably because we got Stretch again.  He drove up an...
Posted by Allen Fogglebottom on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:19:00 PST

ADVENTURES IN PUBLIC SER, christ, I'm getting sick of these blogs, too. PART 15

Easiest day ever.  Seriously.  I'm almost done, people who actually care to read these anymore.  We just cleared some ivy from one patch behind a freeway.  Hardly any work and tota...
Posted by Allen Fogglebottom on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:48:00 PST

ADVENTURES IN PUBLIC SERVICE!!! PART shit what are we on? oh, 14!

Another long, hot, hard day working in Satan's cornhole.  I had the same lady as last week and she was actually okay.  Nothing bad happened, just another day. 1.   Those drivers ar...
Posted by Allen Fogglebottom on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:45:00 PST

ADVENTURES IN PUBLIC SERVICE!!! PART LUCKY NUMERO 13: No, Ruby, Not Yet

Very depressing morning.  Mario and I were split up (that was okay, I wasn't THAT attached to him) and I got to work with Stretch.  Clearing out homeless camps.  I mean cutting down kit...
Posted by Allen Fogglebottom on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:33:00 PST

ADVENTURES IN PUBLIC SERVICE!!! PART 12: Oh, god, there's a light at the end of the tunnel

And I think it's a train.  I didn't get in last Tuesday, so I got on what's called Overflow.  That means I showed up at 6:15 and got in automatically. 1.   There's something to be ...
Posted by Allen Fogglebottom on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:20:00 PST