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Cutethulhu

So let your hips do the talking

About Me

I like tentacles. A lot.
Almost as much as I love chihuahuas
I also like to shake my butt at Das Bunker. Like, a lot.
I like my boyfriend a whole lot.
Maybe more than cupcakes and vanilla milkshakes
I like Robots too.

I'm a club fighter!!!
A mighty club fighter with a menacing fist

and I'm child free

I also draw my eyebrows in with sharpies

MyGen Profile GeneratorI'd rather dance with you

My Interests


I have no interests. I have no life. It's just me, my chihuahuas and my stompy boots. I also eat babies on the weekend

I'd like to meet:


I'd rather dance with you than talk with you
So why don't we just move into the other room
There's space for us to shake, and hey, I like this tune
Even if I could hear what you said
I doubt my reply would be interesting for you to hear
Because I haven't read a single book called you
And the only film I saw, I didn't like it at all
I'd rather dance, I'd rather dance than talk with you
The music's too loud and the noise from the crowd
Increases the chance of misinterpretation
So let your hips do the talking
I'll make you laugh by acting like the guy who sings
And you'll make me smile by really getting into the swing
Getting into the swing, getting into the swing


What we have here is a dreamer. Someone completely out of touch with reality. When she jumped, she probably thought she could fly.

We knew the girls were really women in disguise,.....that they understood love and even death,... ..and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them. We knew that they knew everything about us. And that we couldn't fathom them at all.- "The Virgin Suicides" Jeffrey Eugenides

I hate zombies

Music:

Erlend Oye, The Beat Crusaders, Into The Fray!! Tori Amos, The Dollyrots, Murder City Devils, Depeche Mode, Dresden Dolls, Jeff Buckley, VAST, Queen, Smokey Robinson, M.I.A., Chicks on Speed, Skinny Puppy, VNV Nation, pretty much anything Jon Crosby does.

Movies:

The Virgin Suicides, Leaving Las Vegas, Dahmer, Alice in Wonderland, Whatever happened to baby jane? Muppet movies! Eternal Sunshine of a yadda yadda and every movie Audrey Hepburn was in. I really like Sofia Coppola.

Television:

The Simpsons!! The rest doesn't matter. *edited* Ok I lie. I love Food Network and Comedy Central too.

Books:

I'm too cool to read books. I M s0 sm4rt3ded.

Heroes:

Kris Kross. They make me want to Jump! Jump!

My Blog

Delicious

Yup.  
Posted by Cutethulhu on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:07:00 PST

Life. Not so Funny

Today I was craving a delicious baked good for breakfast. All that was available at the work vending machine was buffalo wings, some other meat thingy, apples (!!! FUCK!) and muffins. Hmmm ok I'll tak...
Posted by Cutethulhu on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:07:00 PST

Remember that I love you

 So if you wanna burn yourselfRemember that I LOVE YOUAnd if you wanna cut yourselfRemember that I LOVE YOUAnd if you wanna kill yourselfRemember that I LOVE YOUCall me up before you're deadWe ca...
Posted by Cutethulhu on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:52:00 PST

What’s wrong?

I ask that a lot lately.
Posted by Cutethulhu on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:37:00 PST

Apartment Hunting. Need your help! **with Updates

I decided to make this a blog because bulletins get lost so easily with those surveys and club ads.So i'm finally going out on my own! Gonna kill my own bugs. Cook my own food! Do my own thang!I need ...
Posted by Cutethulhu on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:31:00 PST

Not your nanny.

Sometimes I feel like a babysitter.I'm sorry I can't give you sugar sweets and pat your head.
Posted by Cutethulhu on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:40:00 PST

I am sentry to you now

I will walk this ground forever and stand guard against your name. I will give all I can offer, I will shoulder all the blame. I am sent...
Posted by Cutethulhu on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:54:00 PST

Hey, Cheater Guy at Tujunga Loop.

1. Is your default picture your natural hair color?It looks black and green...uh no? Wait yes, I have naturally black hair. 2. Where was your default pic taken?At the Airliner on Halloween.  It ...
Posted by Cutethulhu on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:39:00 PST

pretty when I cry?

I finally saw VAST last night for the first time! I've been a giant fan since I was 16 and I can't believe I've waited this long. I even made it up near the stage and rested my elbows at the edge. The...
Posted by Cutethulhu on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:32:00 PST

Glass Houses

You shouldn't throw stones if you live in one.Or walk around naked.Gross.
Posted by Cutethulhu on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:23:00 PST