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William

You said you'd bake us a cake.

About Me

Look! Driving in that Scion! He's stealing your hearts and your jokes...
It's CAPTAIN SASSAFRAS!
Just a hop, skip, and a jump away from reality, this dorkily clad hero juxtaposes sticky situations and bakes them all into one giant, glazed doughnut of obscurity! Behold!

Onward! To Sassafras Castle!

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Stan Kleeborp. Vlad.

Heroes:


My Blog

I’m in a new band!!!

Just wanted to fill you in on the happenings of my music status, y'all. I just started playing drums for a kick-ass band called Citizen Savant.I'm not even going to attempt to explain to you what the ...
Posted by William on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:44:00 PST

Mind over matter

I'm feeling somewhat inane.The grey area continues to reside.If only I could coerce into my brain,that opinions aren't always denied.If my mind had a mouth it would speak.From my lips, comes jargon an...
Posted by William on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:35:00 PST

Blarg.

Somebody has been fucking with my profile....Grr.
Posted by William on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:51:00 PST

Gone...

The sound of the crackling fireplace fills the room.Shadows dance along the wall and cast the many shapes across the floor."This is it.  Time to say our farewells."'Will you stay and share o...
Posted by William on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:41:00 PST

Where has music gone?

Where has music gone?I'm really not quite sure. I've been searching for it for a while now, but...maybe it left without saying goodbye.  (sigh)I've picked out a bunch of old CD's to listen to. It...
Posted by William on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:57:00 PST

Ambition

I have wings, yet cannot fly;the music sways me to and fro.It's the deceit that makes me sigh;the hardest part is letting go.Its not easy for me, to see myselfin the place where I want to be.However, ...
Posted by William on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:17:00 PST

Those three words that are REALLY starting to get on my fucking last nerve...

It used to be ok. It was only used sparingly (like fats) for a while. It was posted once or twice, then a funny picture or something. But no.  You had to go and post that shit everywhere.You ha...
Posted by William on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:27:00 PST

I should really start reading these things more...

Monday, March 5, 2007 Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) It's difficult to find a happy medium as your responses seem to be either too much or too little. It's rather irritating, for it may feel like you're not...
Posted by William on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:59:00 PST

Bruce Lee once said...."Be like water"

the babbling brook For this babbling brook, the water flows strong.It may not be the swiftest brook, but the source is true.Not quite a river, but more than a stream.Although, considering its ori...
Posted by William on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:40:00 PST

The Story Behind

The Story Behind The Profile Change....This conversation has been modified to fit into your computer screen.(Names were changed to protect all parties)  E-Flo: so whats up with the pickle s...
Posted by William on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:42:00 PST