Every now and again, I enjoy a good pecan log. Agley is not a word. I once punked a chupacabra in the behind. I once threw a trash can through a window in New York City in the hopes that I would be arrested by the plunger cop. You have probably seen my balls. There is no reason on earth you should be wearing that.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Someone who can lick his own asshole. Not so he could teach me how, not so I could watch. No, just so I can say "This dude I know can lick his own asshole. It's pretty freaky."
