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p!$t0L-wh!p

live life like you're gonna die NEXT WEEK...

About Me



Artist and visionary for hire. Selective warrior from a tribe of black sheep.


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My Interests



I sleepwalk into trouble

Music:

all of it...

Movies:

Terrorize me, turn me on, make me laugh, make me think, make me cry, ogle my eyes, give me bad dreams. I like movies that make me do that.

Television:

Gave mine away... but if I got an urge to be a potato, gimme some Southpark DVDs or Deadwood, Lost, Jeopardy, I dunno. I really only watch it every few months or so, I can't even REMEMBER the last time...

Books:

I eat books up... all types.... I pillage them all....

Heroes:

YOU... you really are my hero. For real... you are like, the coolest person ever... do you believe me?!?!?!?!.... Narcissist.... fucking fuck

My Blog

I bet you couldnt handle THIS!!!!!!

I am a TOUGH girl.I am a girl who can walk, by herself in the pitch dark at 4am, through the halls of a closed down mental ward, checking each room for open windows, as the halls shift, and things sla...
Posted by p!$t0L-wh!p on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:08:00 PST

the best way to smuggle booze into a show

Supplies Needed:1) One or more WOMEN, preferrably hot ones... gigs are better without butterfaces, but hey, this is a blog about smuggling BOOZE... so lets just say whoever the mule is, she's gonna ge...
Posted by p!$t0L-wh!p on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:07:00 PST

the night I ate human flesh...

Ok... lets see... I'm sitting eating a fantastic meal and V and H and K and my sis and bro are there, and we are in this REALLY old mansion. It is crumbling and looks like a set from batman returns or...
Posted by p!$t0L-wh!p on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:22:00 PST

boo hiss what a fucked way to go

Emotional sleepless wreck, fuck, thats me as of now. (a sober wreck) I'm on a couch, it is early morning, and I'm thinking about all the fucked up ways the beautiful ones I've met and lost have died. ...
Posted by p!$t0L-wh!p on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:47:00 PST

My girls....

My girls:- are few- are high maintenance- are drama queens- like to be the center of attention- wont back away from a challenge- know how to kick ass and run- get away with everything- sometimes get a...
Posted by p!$t0L-wh!p on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:37:00 PST

I just couldn't RESIST....hee hee

Well, now, I have a guilty confession to make... Where should I start....Maybe a smidgen of background info first.Fact: I have always and always will have an inexplicable fondness for images and stori...
Posted by p!$t0L-wh!p on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:36:00 PST

I rule the universe....

So, I found not JUST silly old angel wings, but ONLY THE BEST FREAKING ANGEL WINGS IN THE GALAXY!!! I best real angels up in heaven, if they saw these beauties, would be like, "whatever, as if she cou...
Posted by p!$t0L-wh!p on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST

I eat cellphones for breakfast

Yeah, uh, I think I may have just broke some kind of teleservice record just now. That is unless my call time was typical (I hope it wasn't) to callers trying to get concrete information from a teleph...
Posted by p!$t0L-wh!p on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:13:00 PST

i hate feelings rock...

Ok, I get it, guys have feelings too. DUH! I know this because we are all human, humans cry, piss, need food and like to get fucked up. And like all the little fucked up girlie-sapiens, the outie mode...
Posted by p!$t0L-wh!p on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 03:38:00 PST