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joe

Future Rock Visionary

About Me

I'm a double dipped creamy chocolate croissant with marshmallow sauce and solid gold sprinkles on top. I like magic numbers, hand gliders, hand grenades and rockin' to the beat of a carpet bomb fiesta. I wake up drum dancing with the devil at the door and vodka sidecar with a butane chaser. Wanna take a bath?
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My Interests

The holocaust, stool samples, ninjas, bomb shelters, hello kitty, sponge baths, mutation, early warning systems, burning smells, jell-o, disfigurement, ballon animals, body restraints, full contact hand parties, gas huffing, swamp donkeys, torture, spending enormous amounts of money on crack and prozzies, suffering, unrepentant sinning, puppies, eating paint, finger banging and chewing gum.

I'd like to meet:

An alien with decent breath for once goddammit. Is it too much to ask that when you arrive here from whatever the fuck planet you're from that you just brush your...well I think they're teeth. However, I'd also like to meet you if you're insane like the rest of us and want to conspire to do secret things in a basement. I'm open to ideas and brainwashing methods.

Music:

Scandinavian death metal and Japanese girrrrl rawk but sometimes I just like loud noise and screaming. Also....please listen to the following: Van Halen & AC/DC & Led Zeppelin (The Basics) SEX WITH NIXON Melvins Kasabian Wolf Parade Jane's Addiction TV on the Radio Aphex Twin Bro-ken Sho Core NEFRO Version Three The Deadly Snakes MAXI-DADD THE ASHES

Movies:

Battle Royale 1 and 2, Gummo, Leolo, Hostel, Oldboy, Murder Junkie, Wild at Heart, It's All Gone Pete Tong, Tideland, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny.

Television:

There is only ONE TV show worth watching.....SURREY GIRLS!!!!!

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, Constipation and You, The Male Body:A Users Manuel, Perfume, Hollywood Animal.

Heroes:

Bugs Bunny, Santa, Ron Jeremy, Oyster Boy, David Lee Roth.