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sarah

This ain’t my first rodeo

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to be the ham in a Jack Bauer and Tony Almeida sandwich.

Music:

Wilco, George Strait, Willie Nelson, Son Volt, Foo Fighters, Bruce Springsteen, Uncle Tupelo, Drive By Truckers, Reckless Kelly, Bob Mould, Tim Mcgraw (shut up, he has an ass like a grapefruit), Social Distortion, George Jones, Motley Fucking Crue, Whiskeytown, Patsy Cline, Alan Parsons Project, Bon Jovi, U2, Old 97s, Audioslave, Guns n Roses, Ronnie Milsap, Bad 80s rock, Sondre Lerche, Neil Finn...my friend jackie singing "mr brownstone" at Karaoke

Movies:

Bad Santa, Good Will Hunting, Dead Again, Upside of Anger, Arthur, Innerspace, Team America, South Park Movie, Lost in Translation, Thelma and Louise, Elf, Reservoir Dogs, Old School, When a Man Loves a Woman (I'd like to find an Andy Garcia for my Meg Ryan), Sideways, The Natural, Bull Durham, Anchorman, Tootsie, The Notebook (fuck you, I loved it), Capote, Boogie Nights, any movie on Lifetime with Joanna Kerns doing it with an impressionable young man or Meredith Baxter Birney throwing up her food.

Television:

24, Friday Night Lights. That's it, bitches.http://www.youtube.com/v/BaNtCTrXl4g&autoplay=1 src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BaNtCTrXl4g&autoplay=1"

Books:

Running with Scissors, The Kennedy Men, Apathy and other Small Victories,White Oleander, Cheese Monkeys, She's Come Undone, Naked, Dry, The Surgeon, The Apprentice, The Alchemist, Lovely Bones

Heroes:

I really hate to repeat myself. Read "who I'd like to meet" and "television" and I think you'll figure it out.

My Blog

Really, Pudge?

Benches clearing scuffle tonight in the Angels/Yankees. Pudge retaliated with a SLAP. Not a punch, he threw a SLAP. Watch for yourselves. An open handed fucking slap (and he missed). What a bitch....
Posted by sarah on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:01:00 PST

Dear Assholes...

I understand that gas prices are high, and that more and more people are hopping on their bikes and riding to wherever the fuck it is people on bikes go. I have a bike...it's been stored for like a y...
Posted by sarah on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 02:11:00 PST

Television and Jewelry

Sometimes people say to me "Hey...I really like the jewelry you wear on "Chelsea Lately"...it's always pretty and unique, where do you get it?"And I don't answer them, because I'm on TV and they're no...
Posted by sarah on Fri, 30 May 2008 06:25:00 PST

Dear Dude that was on my flight to Philly...and back.

God obviously is upset with me, because not only were you on my flight TO Philly last week, but you chose the same fucking flight as I did back to LA 5 days later.I haven't heard snoring like that sin...
Posted by sarah on Fri, 23 May 2008 02:22:00 PST

Dear Everybody that sent a text to me while I was in Costa Rica...

...you each owe me like 50 cents. You can just get it to me whenever.
Posted by sarah on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:08:00 PST

Ah, true love...

This article should give all who have given up on love hope...if this woman has a boyfriend, so can you.WICHITA, Kan. (March 13) - A 35-year-old woman who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for so lo...
Posted by sarah on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:15:00 PST

Different Strokes

Gary Coleman got married. Just thought you guys should know.
Posted by sarah on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:27:00 PST

Cream of Celery Soup.

Today I found a can of Cream of Celery soup in the trunk of my car, and I don't know where it came from.
Posted by sarah on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:58:00 PST

Dear Lindsay...

...call a fucking cab. I do it, and I make $60 a week.love, sarah
Posted by sarah on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:37:00 PST

Larry King Live...

...I won't get started on how full of shit Larry King is...I just wonder who is more of an asshole...Paris Hilton or Isaiah Washington? I just watched both of their interviews, and I feel it's a tigh...
Posted by sarah on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:41:00 PST