I'd like to meet:
I'd like to be the ham in a Jack Bauer and Tony Almeida sandwich.
Music:
Wilco, George Strait, Willie Nelson, Son Volt, Foo Fighters, Bruce Springsteen, Uncle Tupelo, Drive By Truckers, Reckless Kelly, Bob Mould, Tim Mcgraw (shut up, he has an ass like a grapefruit), Social Distortion, George Jones, Motley Fucking Crue, Whiskeytown, Patsy Cline, Alan Parsons Project, Bon Jovi, U2, Old 97s, Audioslave, Guns n Roses, Ronnie Milsap, Bad 80s rock, Sondre Lerche, Neil Finn...my friend jackie singing "mr brownstone" at Karaoke
Movies:
Bad Santa, Good Will Hunting, Dead Again, Upside of Anger, Arthur, Innerspace, Team America, South Park Movie, Lost in Translation, Thelma and Louise, Elf, Reservoir Dogs, Old School, When a Man Loves a Woman (I'd like to find an Andy Garcia for my Meg Ryan), Sideways, The Natural, Bull Durham, Anchorman, Tootsie, The Notebook (fuck you, I loved it), Capote, Boogie Nights, any movie on Lifetime with Joanna Kerns doing it with an impressionable young man or Meredith Baxter Birney throwing up her food.
Television:
24, Friday Night Lights. That's it, bitches.http://www.youtube.com/v/BaNtCTrXl4g&autoplay=1 src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BaNtCTrXl4g&autoplay=1"
Books:
Running with Scissors, The Kennedy Men, Apathy and other Small Victories,White Oleander, Cheese Monkeys, She's Come Undone, Naked, Dry, The Surgeon, The Apprentice, The Alchemist, Lovely Bones
Heroes:
I really hate to repeat myself. Read "who I'd like to meet" and "television" and I think you'll figure it out.