ATV racing, atari (specifically space invader), watching movies based on books so that i don't have to read them. spending a thursday night with a cappucino and watching "The OC", making fun of Toni for recent internet transgressions, being gassy, drinking pepsi cola, reading US Weekly, Weekly World News and Guns and Ammo magazines, drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, riding in Todds van, waiting on tables and telling lies to my customers (for instance... my parents just died, i am a return missionary just trying to get back into the fold) suggesting the low carb wrap to the obese customers and having them take the suggestion, listening to sea shells to hear the ocean, petting puppies, stepping on kittens, challenging parapelegics to a dance off, writing horoscopes, long walks on the beach, touching my little cousin, reading tarot cards, drawing pictures of tornadoes, photographing my neighbors without their consent or knowledge, holding hands with a girl, touching her privates when she is passed out, telling her it wasn't me, demanding paternity tests, camping, gin rummy, disney movies (specifically "The Lion King" "Beauty and the Beast" and "The Emperors New Groove") Thinking about my place with god, dog fighting, learning a new trade, listening to the classics on tape, writing the great american short story, and finally riding public transportation to meet interesting and fantastic people.
The fuckers that complained about my baby in the microwave picture. You should come to my house, I'll cook you up something good to eat, and we'll chat about why you're a waste of "myspace".Also Jesus, I'd love to meet Jesus.
Favorite music is including but not limited to... Early Bush (up to and including the song "Mouth", which was written for the film An American Werewolf in Paris". Though after that there were just no chemicals between us.) Gwen Stefani (post "No Doubt." I also think about what it would be like to be a rich girl. And nor do i hollaback... girl.) Late Aerosmith (starting with the song "I Don't Want to Miss A Thing" written for the former summer blockbuster movie "Armageddon". I shed a tear at the film and three at the song. Also of note "Pink"... quite possibly the most perfect song ever written. Creed (there is something said for a christian band that at one point in their illustrious career they had to cancel a show because their lead singer was to hopped up on coke.)And with that said i would like to reminde the fellow myspacer that reads this. THE LIST IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. The next band i here of that will recently start a arena tour, will of course, be added to my list.
The Passion of The Christ. (But the new edited version, because seriously, i don't think that JC suffered THAT much for us.) XXX (I only have one thing to say about this film. Heat guided missile to a cigarette.) 8 millimeter (Nicholas Cage and underground porn, lets be honest with ourselves, how do you go wrong.) Top Gun (My GOD the volleyball scene... THE VOLLEYBALL SCENE!) The Patriot (by far the best epic of our day)
The OC, Dharma and Greg, Texas Justice, The Surreal Life, Cribs, Law and Order:SVU, Pimp My Ride, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Entertainer, and Joey.
I've only read three books and they all had to do with this family of children living in a boxcar. The Boxcar Children. You got to experience them grow and learn, you cried with them you laughed with them... you grew old with them. Like Harry Potter before Harry Potter.
Mitch Hedberg, Lindsay Lohan, Kelsey Grammer, The Olsen twins, Geraldo Riviera, Randy Burrows, Richard Major, and anyone with the determination and perseverance to do what they hope and dream to do.