Arthur

Arthur "The Diplomat" Carter

Bro you should just write a book "Your opinion could use some work." by Arthur Carter

About Me

I have an unhealthy obsession with the Dead Kennedys.... "We must scrupulously guard the civil rights and civil liberties of all citizens, whatever their background. We must remember that any oppression, any injustice, any hatred is a wedge designed to attack our civilization. " -Franklin Delano Roosevelt"There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find you’ve constructed an entire philosophy of evil."

My Interests

I like: Tellin' jokes for the nice folks, bad puns, Playing video games when I should be doing something else, hanging out with Heather, Ridin the bike, takin a hike, Yelling out "REVOLUTION TIME" in a crowded supermarket, Animal Rights, Travel, Seattle, Travels to Seattle, meditation, the smell of the rain, overcast days, napping when it rains, loudly debating politics, protests, calling people on their shit, refusing to get called on mine, Cubicles, a house with a picket fence, starting a family, anxiety, Sarcasm, soy chili on cheese fries, soy anything really, slacking off, punching people who deserve it, moderate drinking, Xbox 360, freestyle walking, jumping into bushes with Richard, creating akward situations then laughing about them with chums later, laughing at the failure of my nemesis, laughing for no reason, laughing at inappropriate times, being indignant about everything, being a "liberal tofu eating fag"

I'd like to meet:

Your mom

Music:

The Dead Kennedys, Bloc Party is where its at, The Helio Sequence, Radiohead, Matthew Good Band/his solo shit, SUPERSYSTEM, Ratatat, Prefuse 73, The Smashing Pumpkins, Deftones, Bob Marley, Bad Religion,Pennywise,Limp Bizkit ($3 dollar bill), Abilene Paradox, The Pogues, Disturbed, Beastie Boys, The Misfits, The Ramones, The Clash, Aphex Twin,THE STREETS, Minus The Bear, Coldplay, mc chris, Did I forget to mention the Dead Kennedys

Movies:

Borat, Narc, Star Wars, V for Vendetta, Children Of Men, The Prestige (is incredible).

Television:

My name is Earl, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, 30 Rock, Lost. Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Simpsons, Mr. Show, Saxondale

Books:

Currently reading: "The Detectives" and some star wars paperback

Heroes:

My mom is pretty rad, so is yours. TEEHEE!

My Blog

McCain promises to lower taxes, eat brains.

Its true, being a candidate puts you front and center in the media behemoth "truth" Machine. While Obama and Clinton hammer blows at each other, one candidate is sitting pretty. Saving his strength fo...
Posted by Arthur "The Diplomat" Carter on Wed, 21 May 2008 03:27:00 PST

On being a vegetarian

This was written by Taylor Clark, and it sums my thoughts up exactly! MEATLESS LIKE MEEvery vegetarian remembers his first time. Not the unremarkable event of his first meal without meat, mind you. No...
Posted by Arthur "The Diplomat" Carter on Wed, 07 May 2008 01:58:00 PST

Obama busts rhymes for charity

Presidential candidate Barack Obama was in Chigago last week when he was asked by a youth organization to rap to raise funds for a local city school. Insulted at first, Obama cooled down when he found...
Posted by Arthur "The Diplomat" Carter on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:37:00 PST

Vote Kucinich yeeeeeeahhhhhhhh!!!

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Posted by Arthur "The Diplomat" Carter on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:48:00 PST

Saxondale is pretty much the best show ever.

Enjoy some clips! of this middle-aged ex-roadie pest controller, in anger management. Tommy says goodbye to his anger. This one wouldnt enable embedding, so click the link. In ...
Posted by Arthur "The Diplomat" Carter on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:07:00 PST

Fred Thompson loves cigars but hold the Lewinsky

OHHHHHHO A LEWINSKY JOKE! Even years later its still funny..... NOT!! OHHHHO A NOT JOKE! I'm like that humor coach in Borat: A) Trying to "Teach" humor and B) doing yo mama and not jokes as study guid...
Posted by Arthur "The Diplomat" Carter on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:49:00 PST

Flight of the conchords. good stuff.

The distant future, the distant future ...
Posted by Arthur "The Diplomat" Carter on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:08:00 PST

Silly Newt, politics are for douchebags....

....Oh wait. Newt Gingrich told his supporters the other night that if they pledge 30 million dollars to his campaign, he would join the race for President. Motherfucker, I'll give you 30 million doll...
Posted by Arthur "The Diplomat" Carter on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 05:09:00 PST

Aug 7 Kucinich Debate Responses

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Posted by Arthur "The Diplomat" Carter on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:39:00 PST

To all the "Liberals" May I have your attention?

You are still a drone. Yes, you Mr. shop-at-wild-oats, and Mrs. I-drive-a-hybrid. You are are off to great start, you still get a pat on the head, and gold star. But I must say, you don't know shit wh...
Posted by Arthur "The Diplomat" Carter on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:29:00 PST