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retarded genius

harder, faster, less lubrication

About Me

I like hippies and talking about the karmic significance of hamburgers. I also enjoy the fragrent company of our vagrant friends. I love to give people cigarettes and that pesky change in my pocket. Dreadlocks and army boots are some of my favorite things to smell, especially when on living people. When i'm lonely i like to think about midgets in tuxedoes. Silly little guys. As a side note, if the government had a penis I would suck it.

My Interests

my intrests include but are not limited to: jumping off of things, jumping onto things, falling in, onto and around things-particularly bushes. doing stuff. not doing stuff. smoking. drinking. being stupid. trying to look smart. procrastination. spelling. starting fires. eating things out of buckets. climbing on anything. your mom. climbing on your mom. fragment sentences. pizza. short attention spans. yelling at my dog. shouting at strangers. running from angry strangers. not running unless being chased. public urination. patting myself on the back. congradulatory ass slapping. any kind of ass slapping. grass fights. acting like a child. making people embarassed for me. dancing like a silly asshole.

Music:

Anything that starts with "where my bitches at?"

Movies:

Motion pictures are an abomination to the Lord and he who indulges in their colorful blasphemy will be forced to watch Pauly Shore jerk off to the theme music of the CareBears forever and ever. Amen.

Television:

fishing channel. that's it.

Books:

What?

Heroes:

the guy who invented ketchup. whoever invented beer. hillbillies who make moonshine. the french. all of them. dudes with mullets. crazy bums who get in fancy peoples faces.