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bisforbrains.com

Weeding out the transients.

About Me

VISIT US NOW!

Tired of going to the movies and being let down by boring, predicatably 'okay' flicks? Then let us help you. We are bisforbrains.com and we want to save you from giant, earth-shattering CG explosions, creatures requiring 75+ people to animate them, and worst of all, movies that have no passion and take no chances. We take the brunt of the bad-bad and leave you with a cataloged list of the good-bad.

If your favorite part of the movie is where the guy's eyeball keeps popping out, or where the dude falls off the sinking ship and nails the propeller before crashing into the icy ocean, or maybe, just after cutting a guy in half with a chainsaw, our hero informs us that "he had to split", then we emplore you to stop into bisforbrains.com and give one of these movies a chance.

Thanks again,

Breview team: corporatedemon and darfnader .

My Interests

brains, cheese, bad special effects, camp, zombies, vampires, ninjas, martial arts, expendable characters, gore, guts, mayhem, violence, kitty cats

I'd like to meet:

Films that make us sick with laughter, sick with boredom, sick with confusion, or sick with... sickness.

Movies:

The worst kind in the best way.

Heroes:

Zach Galifianakis

My Blog

Karate Cop somehow works!

Sup with yer brain anyway?Karate Cop, the unexpected sequel to Ron Marchini's abysmal attempt at an action flick, Omega Cop, somehow manages to entertain about 40% more than it's predecessor. Who knew...
Posted by bisforbrains.com on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:55:00 PST

hey hay haay

Hey y'allz,Head on over to bisforbrains.com!!! for a couple of brand zombie-baby-spanking new breviews. We've been hard at work over the past few weeks, and we've managed to add several b-flicks you s...
Posted by bisforbrains.com on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:25:00 PST

Omega Schlock

Okay, okay... so it's been 3 months! It's the summer, give us a break!Sorry it's been so long B-lovers, but we're hoping to get back on track for the fall. And what better way to start than with a new...
Posted by bisforbrains.com on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:55:00 PST

Shock, Horror, Dismay... pleasure

salutations, Noodle Nibblers.After more than a month's hiatus, I've finally managed to whip up a little breview for yous guyses. It was quite a surprise, but after ignoring House of the Dead 2 for man...
Posted by bisforbrains.com on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:50:00 PST

GRINDHOUSE STYLE

In commemoration of the greatest theatrical experience of my entire life, Grindhouse (the second would be Casino Royale in a DLP-Projection theater in SanDiego), I have decided to do a double-review. ...
Posted by bisforbrains.com on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

Frankensteins Bloody Nightmare + I Was a Zombie For the FBI

I have a new breview up of a swell little flick that will fuck with your mind: Frankensteins Bloody Nightmare!Also, the latest member to the bisforbrains.com staff DANTE has a review of the B-Classic ...
Posted by bisforbrains.com on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:04:00 PST

Vampire Wars: Battle for the Universe

Greetings b-boys and girls! My latest review of Vampire Wars: Battle for the Universe is online. Clickity-click and give it a read!Buhbye,-corporatedemon...
Posted by bisforbrains.com on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

Octopus Breview ONLINE

Ahoy, Ahoy, fellow people who like brains... types,The new brewview of Octopus is up and running (silently). Give her a look, and check the movie out if you have a Saturday afternoon to blow. It will ...
Posted by bisforbrains.com on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:17:00 PST

DOOMED...

There's a new breview of DOOMED online at bisforbrains.com! Fellow B-Movie fans....you MUST read this review! A true abomination of filmmaking...wowza.xOxOxOXoXoXo-corporatedemon...
Posted by bisforbrains.com on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:35:00 PST

War of the Worlds Breview up

Hey all you Martian Loving Maniacs,The latest from the breview crew is up. The War of the Worlds (no, not that one.... and not that one either) breview is now online! Give her a little look-see over h...
Posted by bisforbrains.com on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:51:00 PST