Horny Manatee - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Yo! What up Bro?!?! My name is Manny, the Manatee. I am just a normal dude. I enjoy the ocean. I love surfing. I like to smoke fat blunts and drink dank beer. I rule the X-Box! I have been known to drink a few too many Jack and Cokes and go home with a whale! I like to throw eggs at hookers from my Ford Taurus. I love to blast country music in the ghetto. I fear sharks. I recently got pushed into the limelight by my good friend Conan. I am not sure how to deal with all of the attention yet. But I love the new ladies! Check out my website... www.hornymanatee.com.

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My Interests

Surfing, Playing Funky Bass, Kind Herbs, Dank Beers, Internet Porn, Late Night TV, Bong Hits, Marine Biology, X-Box360, Bong Hits, KU Basketball, CU Football, Chasin' the Ladies, Free State Oatie Stout, Alejandra, Knitting, Quilting, Frisbee, Yoga, Bong Hits,

I'd like to meet:

Not lookin for miss right, Just miss Right Now!!!!

Music:

Bon Jovi, Eazy E, Warrant, N.W.A., Ratt, 50Cent, Dokken, Phish, Slayer, Grateful Dead, Pantera, Widespread Panic, Debbie Gibson, Moe., Phil Collins, Matisyahu, 2 Pac, 6 Pac, Steel Pulse, Vanilla Ice, Eek-a-Mouse, Dio, Morgan Heritage, Iron Maiden, Ted Nugent, Van Halen, Def Leppard,

Movies:

Old School, Fried Green Tmoatoes, Shark Tales, Deep Blue Sea, Little Mermaid, How Stella Got Her Groove Back, Life Aquatic, Jurasic Pork, Forrest Hump, Drilling Miss Daisy,

Television:

Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Simpsons, Crocodile Hunter, Sports Center, Weeds, Food Network, Girls Next Door

Books:

Relix Magazine, Guitar Magazine, Maxim, FHM

Heroes:

Les Claypool. Victor Wooten. Orville Redenbacher. Andrew Mitchell. Eddie Van Halen. Ted Nugent. Conan, Max, LaBamba, Pinder, Jimmy LaVino. Ron Jeremy, Peter North.