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About Me

OK Boys, change Iran to I RAN. ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ________________________ Our chief weapon is surprise..... surprise and fear..... fear and surprise..... Our two weapons are fear and surprise..... and ruthless efficiency..... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency..... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four..... no..... Amongst our weapons..... Amongst our weaponry..... are such elements as fear, surprise..... I'll come in again.

My Interests

Microwaving aerosol cans, going to bullfights on acid, reading fiction (like the phone book), talking to truck drivers on my CB radio, watching The Exorcist over and over, checking real estate ads in Havana, and comparing DNA of humans and primates (insert your own stupid bullshit here).

I'd like to meet:

People I haven't already met. What else would be the point?

Music:

Rock & Roll Chicago! - (From a stereo or a stage, not a TV).

Movies:

I find romantic tales to be deeply moving. Vampire Playgirls was a good one. --deeply moving -- that was supposed to be a joke.

Television:

Everything on TV sucks except the weather channel.

Books:

I went to a library once. They got books there. They had one book that was a spanish-english dictionary. Inside the cover someone wrote su madre es prostituta. Gotta love this town.

Heroes:

fattening sandwiches, stale Bowie cut.

My Blog

Picasso and the Cultural Rebirth of Chicago

This article was written by the famed Mike Royko of the Chicago Sun-Times, and appeared on August 16, 1967. It provides amazing insights of life in the city during that time, and features t...
Posted by Cardinal Fang on Mon, 26 May 2008 06:30:00 PST