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Bryan@totalrock!

I aint no goddamn son of a bitch! You better think about it Baby!

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The Mountain Music and Jam Festival is HERE! AUGUST 3RD & 4TH...2007!!! PENNSBORO, WV

Tickets are available for $30.00 advanced at Hardbarger Signs ! Get yours today!
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I'm a graphic designer, I love Hot Rods, and that whole Kustom Kulture scene.
I'm about to get my first tattoo, finally, I'm so picky that I've waited this long to do it...
My new tat, the OLD Germany Imperial Eagle... LONG before that Nazi Fuckhead dicked shit up in my home land.
I'll be addicted too, which is another reason I've not done it 'til now.
Miami is starting to PISS me off... you can't walk down the street without some psychopath, transient asking if you have a cigarette or a dollar. Sometimes I just wanna say:
I'm of German, Scotch and Irish decent... with a bit of Swedish thrown in there as well.
Yea, I'm pretty much pre-disposed to the drink, but I don't get totally SMASHED, just a nice little buzz and I'm a happy drunk who loves everybody! haha
I'm a devout music lover, as my page no dought gives away. My taste in Music is quite diverse, as you will see in my music section.
And I love live music, especially in a small, relaxed venue where I can have a pint, talk to friends, and, if I'm in the mood, stand by the stage a shove people back into play who get ejected from the mosh pit.
I get asked a lot if I'm in a band, or a tattoo artist. I can't even play a radio, and tattoo's... well, I've never gave it a whole lot of thought, I guess I'm more of a computer graphics kind of bloke.
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I love Tiki Gods, artwork by SHAG, pin-up girls, flames and matte black paint jobs, and laying down some pinstriping ala Von Dutch... WHO by the way, was a drug smokin' drunk who invented pinstriping by accident. How he got so famous this long AFTER his death is confusing to me.
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A special thanks to Mastermind
for the KICK ASS Metal cursor on this page, also more thanks to masterbasian
"England Belongs To Me"
Years of being told you ain't as good as us
Join the line, sign your name
And they all said that our country's going bust
But no-one's fooling us again
[Chorus]
England belong's to me
A nation's pride the dirty water of the rivers
No one can take away our memory
Oh Oh, England belongs to me
We'll show the world that the boys are back to stay
And you all know what we can do
Heads held high, fighting all the way
For the red, white, and blue
[Chorus]
[Chorus Repeat...]
(Cock Sparrer)
No French people we're harmed in the making of this comment.
Check THIS out! Our Mate Dee over there in Wiltshire got the totalrock.com logo, branded on her left arse cheek!! Now, THAT'S dedication!
According to Dee, it WAS for charity:
"I did that for the MS charity at strumpfest and raised over 200 pounds, and to prove i had it done and to get my sponser money i had to reveal my tattoo live on stage at strumpfest infront of over 250 people ! lol."
Cheers, Dee!
My friend, AZ Computer Guy
did a great job on this movie poster featuring my ugly mug as the star of the show. Thanks Mate, Great job in Photoshop!

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Music... wow, that's original eh? (sorry... couldn't be buggered, not enough hours in the day!) I love metal music! But I don't limit myself to that genre. I go with what feels good at the time and anyone who doesn't like it can piss off! (in the nicest way possible, of course).

I love rock & metal so much, that when I finally found the greatest radio station on the net for rock & metal, I started a myspace group dedicated to them, and the fans that love it as much as I do.
We now have over 5700+ members to totalrock.com@MySpace!

Be sure to drop by and join up, and feel free to invite your friends as well, we want the entire WORLD to know about totalrock.com!

Join us at totalrock.com at MySpace! A place for rock and metal fans, as well as the bands who love totalrock.com. This group has become a great resource for metal fans to read the latest news on their favourite bands, as well as discover some very good un-signed bands.
BANDS! Totalrock.com at MySpace is an excellent resource for YOU too, a great place to announce up-coming gigs, tours, releases, etc.
And don't forget to send us a demo CD, you can find the address's on this page.

Cara Dillon, is a singer from Dungiven, Co. Derry in Ireland. Her third album, "After The Morning" is due for release on Feb 27th on Rough Trade Records.

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I AM 85% METAL HEAD!
I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the METAL HEAD test at Fuali.com



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I'd like to meet:

Looking for friends who love music, having a wee pint at the pub every now and again, and various other things like catching live music at The Continental, Emo's, Chuy's Tiki Bar, or some of the other great venues in Austin.

Some of my friends back in Miami, having some Ales, hanging at the rock club, and generaly eating shit.

Niels from Denmark, Todd, and Jennifer

Todd finds the dry bar at my apartment


Our sweet Jylie Bean, We'll miss you!

Faris, Jen, and Rick (Diablo)


Ma boy Bruno, from the Van Orsdels

The Van Orsdels


Diablo and Jennifer

Dick Van Orsdel


Scott (with the New Castle), Jen and Omar

Me, Jen and Carlo at John Martins Irish Pub!


Yeah Bro, kitty cats are cool- ah shit! Camera! Try to look MEAN.

Becca Chaos and Todd at Churchill's


Carlo and "The Man"!

Charlotte and Jennifer at Screamfest '05


Me and Carlo at Screamfest '05!

The insane Mo Fo's I hang out with! Jesus...

Music:



Metal:

• 3 Inches Of Blood!
• AC/DC
• Adema
• Alexisonfire
• Alice Cooper
• Anathema
• Ancient
• Anthrax
• Arch Enemy
• Atreyu
• At The Gates
• Autopsy
• Avenged SevenFold
• Backyard Babies
• Behemoth
• Belphegor
• Beseech
• Black Dahlia Murder
• Black Label Society
• Black Sabbath
• Black Rattle
• Bloodbath
• Borknagar
• Breaking Benjamin
• Breed 77
• Burn The Priest (Lamb Of God)
• Burzum
• Cannibal Corpse
• Carcas
• Carnal Forge
• Cathedral
• Cattle Decapitation
• Celtic Frost
• Children of Bodom
• Chimaira
• Christian Death
• Clutch
• Cold
• Confessor
• Corosion of Conformity
• Cradle of Filth
• Crisis
• Cruxshadows
• Cryptic Slaughter
• Cryptopsy
• Damage Plan
• Danzig
• Dark Funeral
• Dark Tranquillity
• Darkthrone
• Death
• Deconstruct
• Deftones
• Deicide
• Demigod
• Demolition Hammer
• Demonic Christ
• DemonZend
• Denial Of God
• Devil Driver
• Dillenger Escape Plan
• Dimmu Borgir
• Dio
• Dirty Americans
• Disturbed
• Dope
• Down
• Downthesun
• Dragonland
• Dream Evil
• Drowning Pool
• Dying Fetus
• Earshot
• Earth Crisis
• Eighteen Vision
• Emperor
• Enchantment
• English Dogs
• Enthroned
• Ektomorf
• Enter Chaos
• Entombed
• Exodus
• Extol
• Evenfall
• Every Time I Die
• Eyehategod
• Eyes of Fire
• Fear Factory
• Fear Of God
• Finntroll
• Flesh Crawl
• (the) Forsaken
• 40 Below summer
• Gandalf
• GnR
• Goatwhore
• Dethroned
• Godflesh
• God Forbid
• Godplayer
• Godsmack
• Gorgasm
• Gorgorgath
• Gorerotted
• Grave
• Gutworm
• GWAR
• Hammerfall
• Hanoi Rocks
• Haste
• Hatebreed
• Hatesphere
• (the) Haunted
• Heaven Shall Burn
• Hellhammer
• Helmet
• Heresy
• Hexx
• High On Fire
• Hopesfall
• Hostility
• Hypocrisy
• Iced Earth
• Ill Nino
• Impaled
• Impious
• Incantation
• In Flames
• Instruction
• Internal Majesty
• Intestine Baalism
• In Thy Dreams
• Into Eternity
• Iron Maiden
• Iron MaidenS
• Isis
• Jag Panzer
• Judas Priest
• Kalmah
• Katatonia
• Katyklysm
• Keep Of Kalessin
• Killing Joke
• Kill Switch Engage
• Kiss
• Kitty
• Korn
• Kreator
• Krisiun
• Kyuss
• Labrat
• Labyrinth
• Lacuna Coil
• lagwagon
• Lamb of God
• Land Of The Rising Sun
• Led Zeppelin
• Life Of Agony
• Lilitu
• Lost Prophets
• Lucifers Hammer
• Lullacry
• Lunicide
• Machinehead
• Manowar
• Marilyn Manson
• Marduk
• Mastodon
• Masters of Reality
• Mayhem
• Megadeth
• (the) Melvins
• Merauder
• Metal Church
• Metalium
• Meshuggah
• Metallica (old)
• Monster Magnet
• Moonspell
• Motograter
• Motorhead
• Mudvayne
• Murderdolls
• Mushroom Head
• My Dying Bride
• My Ruin
• Mystic Prophecy
• Napalm Death
• Nevermore
• Nocturnal Rites
• One Minute Silence
• Perfect Circle
• Phoenix Nebulin
• Puddle Of Mud
• Pantera
• POD
• PROJEKT REVOLUTION
• Rammstein
• Rhapsody
• Rob Zombie
• Rotting Christ
• Savatage
• Scars of Life
• Sepultura
• Slayer
• Slipknot
• Shadows Fall
• Silvertide
• Soil
• Soulfly
• Stamping Ground
• Static X
• Stonesour
• Strapping Young Lad
• Sikth
• System of a Down
• The Cure
• The Executioners
• Tool
• Trapt
• Type O Negative
• Twisted Sister
• Unearth
• Velvet Revolver
• Voivod
• Wumpscut
• Zakke Wylde

I like cheese ...get used to it!

Ska/punk/rockabilly etc.:

• Addicts
• Agnostic Front
• Bad Religion
• Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
• Bouncing Souls
• Bravo Punks
• Cock Sparrer
• Coffin Creeps
• The Cramps
• Demented Are Go!
• Dropkick Murphys
• Dr. Ring Ding & Voodoo All Stars
• Flametrick Subs
• Godless Wicked Creeps
• HorrorPops
• Koffin Kats
• Los Gatos Locos
• Mad Sin
• The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
• The Misfits
• Nekromantix
• NoFX
• Operation Ivy
• The Ramones
• Rancid
• Reverend Horton Heat
• Rigor Phallus
• Skatelites
• Squirel nut Zippers
• Social Distortion
• Stray Cats
• The Van Orsdels
• Twisted In Graves
• Voodoo Glow Skulls

Other:

• Al Green!!!!!
• Jimmy Buffet
• Sting
• The Police
• Blue Oyster Cult
• Sade
• David Bowie
• Alien Ant Farm
• Rage against the Machine
• Cranberries
• Santana
• Van Morrison
• Crash Test Dummies
• R.E.M.
• U2
• Madonna
• Outcast
• Tom Petty
• They Might Be Giants
• Cherry Poppin' Daddies
• Anti Product
• International Noise Conspiracy

The old stuff:

• Duke Ellington
• Frank Sinatra
• John Coltrane

World:

• Bob Marley
• Harry Bellafonte
• Jimmy Cliff
• Selena

Irish:

• Brendon Ring
• Cara Dillon THERE, spelled with a "C"
Sorry sweetheart!
• Altan
• Brendon Ring
• Christy Moore
• Cran
• Danu
• Dervish
• Dolores Keane
• Flook
• Grada
• Kila
• Lasairfhíona Ní Chonaola.
• Luka Bloom
• Moving Hearts
• Nan Tom Teaimín
• Planxty
• Rosheen
• Seán Keane
• Sean Tyrrell
• Seth Lakeman
• Solas
• The Furies
• Zoe Conway

Middle Eastern:

• Bijan
• Masha
• Mansour

Movies:

The Kevin Smith collection, Monty Python, Shawn Of The Dead, Underworld, Shadow of the Vampire, Salems Lot (the original), Evil Dead & Army of Darkness...Ash kicks ASS!,

Shrek, American Werewolf in London, Jurassic Park, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Tomb Raider, National Treasure, Pirates Of The Caribbean, The X-Files, Oceans Eleven (1960), Snatch, the Transporter, The Italian Job(2003), Lock Stock and two smoking barrels, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, Team America, Mean Machine (with Vinnie Jones) Euro Trip, Austin Powers,

Queen of the Damned, Interview with the Vampire, Bram Stokers Dracula,

Harry Potter, Practical Magic, The Craft, Young Frankenstein, So I Married An Axe Murderer, The Stand, What Dreams May Come, Lord Of The Rings, The Princess Bride, Re-Animator, Dagon, Classic 80's Horror,

Television:

Little Britain, Most Haunted, X-Files, Stargate SG-1, Discovery Channel, DS9, Family Guy, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge...now known only as MXC...How do you spell that? M.X.C. Ken!

The Thin Blue Line, Black Adder, Coupling, Dr. Who, Do I really have to mention Monty Python?!

Books:

books
"Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Congo".
Michael Crichton
"The Vampire Chronicles"
Anne Rice
"In the Shadow of Man."
Jane Goodall
"the Harry Potter series"
J.K. Rowling
"The Call Of Cthulhu And Other Weird Stories"
Howard Philips Lovecraft
"The Thing On The Doorstep And Other Weird Stories"
Howard Philips Lovecraft
"At The Mountains Of Madness"
Howard Philips Lovecraft
"Discovering Fossil Fishes"
John G. Maisey
"Ruins."
Kevin J. Anderson
"Witchcraft for Tomorrow."
Doreen Valiente •
"quotes"
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
• J.K. Rowling
"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is the fear of the unknown."
• Howard Philips Lovecraft
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
• William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
• Sir Winston Churchill
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again. Then give up. There's no use being a damned fool about it."
• W. C. Fields

Heroes:



Walt Flanigan

Kenny Blankenship & Vic Romano!