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Maz

Tattoo my name on the inside of your legs so you can spread it even further.

About Me


Maz is:Drunk most of the time.
  • Tattooed, if you know where to look.

  • A South London girl at heart.

  • A big fat potty mouth.

    My Interests

    Trainspotting, sweaters, cardigans, drinking tea from flasks and shoes from Clarks.
    Oh, and the wife...

    I'd like to meet:

    Someone who will pay for ALL of my booze ALL of the time. And pay for my cab ride home.

    If that's not you, then quite frankly I'm not interested old chap. So head on over to
    MY OTHER MYSPACE PAGE .
    Thanks.

    Music:

    I like it.

    Movies:

    No.

    Television:

    Casa De Fun Fun now boasts an impressive four television sets.

    Books:

    Are power.

    Heroes:



    Maz’s Details

    Status: Yours if you have enough Strongbow.
    Hometown: South London.
    THE best place in London.
    Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
    Smoke / Drink: Sometimes / Too much
    Occupation: Loser
    Income: Squillions

    My Blog

    I’m presenting Download Radio...

    ... and my show's called 'Epic Fail Included', presented by the biggest loser of them all - ME!So this is where you come in.I need all your festival stories of epic fails. Things that have happened to...
    Posted by Maz on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:30:00 PST

    Musicool

    Some of you may know that I was asked by the producers of the show to mentor Will for 3 months. Allegedly to show him the ways of the rock journalist. Basically, I tought him how to get pissed and pul...
    Posted by Maz on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:56:00 PST

    Last chance to dance fuckers!

    Seriously, this Friday is going to own your life. I suggest you get to the Borderline to see 3 AMAZING bands: Tangaroa, Gutworm, and Malefice, all for the very reasonable price of £7! Malefice have re...
    Posted by Maz on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:56:00 PST

    HECTIC!

    So I started my new job last Monday and this weekend has been proper busy. This is what I've been up to: On Friday night, I went to a "premiere" (I use the word loosely - ok it was a screening) for th...
    Posted by Maz on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:41:00 PST

    Mexico - part three

    So the last few days in Mexico were a bit depressing as we knew we would have to come back to rainy, cold, expensive, depressing, London! NYE was a quiet affair. We spent it with my family. It was ok....
    Posted by Maz on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:00:00 PST

    Mexico - part two

    So as I sit here on NYE in Mexico in my temporary room (it´s more like our own flat actually) in my aunt´s house, it´s time for me to inform those of you who care enough to read this darn th...
    Posted by Maz on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 05:59:00 PST

    Mexico - part one

    I´ll be quick, as I have better things to be doing on this beautiful island of Cozumel where the temperture is 31 degrees than sitting here and playing on MySpace! So we landed in Mexico City last Wed...
    Posted by Maz on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:12:00 PST

    I've just been asked to be in an advert...

    So you know those fat birds in Dove adverts? Well I've been asked to be in one. My question is, how much money would you want to be on TV in just your underwear??? I know how much they've offered, and...
    Posted by Maz on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:31:00 PST

    Some outings in photo form...

    So it's been a while since I've posted any pics cos I'm crap. So here it goes. A few random pics (well actually, quite a few), just because I can, and just because I thought it was about time that I d...
    Posted by Maz on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:28:00 PST

    I'm on Radio 1 today!

    Yes, it's true, I'm on Radio 1 later making a twat of myself. As usual. You see, what happened is, I got stopped on my way to work by a lovely yound lady who wanted some vox pops about Big Brother. Tu...
    Posted by Maz on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:55:00 PST