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Jenn

All the makings of a good Arab

About Me


I AM:
A writer (journalist/extreme music/prose/poetry/lyricist/Gonzo)
A GEEK
A VEGAN
A JEW (by default....)
I ALSO DO...
History(BA..), play bass,play guitar (averagely..) sing, scream, shout, generally offend, present, do radio, draw, make custom clothes,play streetball (AND1 UK baby...ha ha ha..dark dark past i have..) and really really really like music. Lots.
I write for Terrorizer: THE only true authority on metal in the UK. Keep extreme music alive and pick up a copy (WH SMITHS, BORDERS...ext)!!! Art is for arts sake. Not for money, belonging or heirachy. SO CUT YOUR DAMN HAIR.
I am whole-heartedly devoted to the new, the undiscovered, the disturbed and the outright disgusting, pushing boundaries and raising the bar that little bit higher...while being as brutally honest and obscene as I possibly can.
I believe there are three types of people in this world. There are those that see life as a War, those who view life as a game, and those who sit on the sidelines and watch it pass by from a distance.
STOP THROWING MISILES, AND START PLAYING CHESS. It's the best lesson you will ever learn.
In the mornings I look like Eddie Van Halen. In the evenings I look like.....Eddie Van Halen. With black eye make-up and a quiff.
We are not punished for our sins, but by them. You make your bed, and you lie in it. No entity decides that but you. Religion itself admits its own failure. Right there.
The closest feeling to love is hunger.
'Believe in nothing, take the piss out of everything. I'm living the dream...' Twenty guesses as to who said this...
A sore prick and a burning nostril will never make you king.....well.......maybe for a few hours.....
Yeah it's dark, but it's fucking funny...
'WHO ARE YOU?! ENRIQUE FUCKIN ENGLAIS?!!! GOT A BROWN BABY ON YOUR FACE HAVE YA??? GOT AN ETHIOPIAN DANCIN ON YOUR CHIN HAVE YA.....what's that? YOU GOT A SMALL AFRICAN COLONY HAVING A FUCKIN PARTY ON THERE HAVE YA?'
'What.....you're gonna stab us?! with those shoes???!!! I don't think so mate...you got binbags for feet...how you gonna stab us with those...your a mess mate...sort your life out!'
oh the cuss rides home.....
'And that's me huffing the cock of comprimise...' James Hoare, 23/4/2008
'ive decided to get sex tattooed across my forehead in dedication to the pure amazing craftmanship that somehow putting our mother... and our father together created... when...why...and how it was physically possible is beyond me... but somehow, somewhere, something just went BAM! and out popped a cuple of fucking stunningly amazing kids. god damnit. this is a nipple tassle moment.
..embrace it.
loves ya xxxxx' Miss Sophie E Selby...who else?
And other such amazing fucked-up thought provoking phrases coming soon....
Wow I hate computers.My info keeps friggin disappearing!!! Bring back the quill and parchment, that's what I say! Make myspace a service that puts thousands of carrier pigeons back into work and off of benefits. No longer rats with wings, pregnant by the age of 12, high on bread handouts, but noble, eagle-like specimins, earning a decent living and once more crapping on the shoulders of countryfolk.One can only dream of better times...

My Interests


The geek streak is revealed!... Obv MUSIC, but also: Lit rit ture... Art- Modern and Post Modern, Surrealism, History- mainly contemporary, Bad Horror, Good Horror (is there such a thing?, Asian flicks (Ichi, Old Boy..), Manga, Politics, Mags, Newspapers, Psychology, Serial Killers, Human Biology, Basketball, Streetball, WWE, Martial Arts, Performance Art, Fashion, Anti-Religion, Poetry, Biography, Anti-Fascism, Islam, Tattoos, Vegetables, Lyrics, Shiney Objects,Dead Things, Customising, amongst other things. And I have a strange tendency to imprint, like a freshly hatched duckling, on random fabrics. Preferably ragged with the faint smell of stale saliva.........

I'd like to meet:


Fellow scribes, musicians, bands,promoters, PR peeps,industry folk, friends, romans, countrymen, cartoon characters....
I like IDEAS.....FEED MY BRAIN....and send me cds...please.

If you is a wickla band, know any bands you think I should be checking out and passing on, or are looking for promotion (I know longer promote myself, but I can certainly pass you on to the right people..) then please send me a message, and I'll give you an address to send demos ext..

Music:


I like good noise. I hate bad noise. It really is that simple.
Metal,Death,Grind, Thrash, Black,Sludge,Prog,Steel,Maths,Noise,Avante Guarde,HC (old skoolio Americano preferred loik..),Doom, Psychedelic, Stoner,Experimental, hair some Industrial,some Power( I said some!!!)ext ext... Jenncore....
Punk (in all its various forms...), Glam, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Ska, Reggae, Socca, Bashment,Hiphop (but not the recent "I have a small penis, so if I cover the general area with my hand and stuff my crutch with a handgun no-one will notice... perhaps i should hire a large house,pay some girls to hang out with me and ponce around in dead animals and grannies jewelery...but im still ghetto. I keep it real. Lifes really really hard..." stuff of late) Some Grime, Some RnB (that doesn t involve small boys telling big girls to get their breasts out), Soul, Blues, Jazz, Rock, Very little indie, Techno, DnR, Electronica, Gabba,Avante Guarde, Pop....
I'm pretty open minded. The thing I am opposed to, however, is any kind of marriage of music and fashion. I love fashion, and I love music, but when one dictates the other, and becomes inextricably linked, that's when it looses my respect. And that works both ways.

Movies:


MR ICECREAM MAN IS THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE...and if you contest that, then you clearly have a gigantic throbbing penis for a head....Bad horror is where it's at!!! That and Japanese/ Asian flicks, martial arts movies, manga, gangster films, arty films (lynch), psychological thrillers, cartoons, and historical films (although they are almost always entirely inaccurate and incredibly one-sided!)I'm well up on British gangsta films atm.... Essex does it best innit!FEED EM TO THA PIGS RODNEY!!!!

Television:


I try and avoid it... it keeps me captive

Books:


Too too many! Anything classical, Modernist, Fantasy (love David Gemmel R.I.P), Crime, Biography and Historical. Black Beauty (what a horse!)...Fear and Loathing.... Letters From America...Richard Dawkins 'The God Delusion'...never has a man that s spoken so much sense been so universally panned! Tommy Udo's history of Nu metal...."'Iowa' was the 'Sergeant Pepper' of negativity"...AMAZING. READ MOTLEY CREW'S 'THE DIRT'....if only how not to live....trust me...learn a lesson of a lifetime...My Fav book of all time is the Malcolm X Autobiography.

Heroes:


JOHN PEEL, Malcolm X, Mike Patton, Phil Anselmo, Nikki Sixx (what?! Fuck you!)John Peel, John Peel, John Peel, My bitches, My boys, Minnie Mouse, Stewie from Family Guy, Lisa Simpson, Nigela Lawson....(what?! the woman makes crab meat look sexy for God's sake! She's the best!)

My Blog

APPEAL FOR INFORMATION RE: Chris Willis - brutal attack in Nottingham last week-

  Hi All, Last week, my cousin Christopher Willis was brutally attacked on the way home from a night out, sustaining injuries that it was beyond belief he survived. At the moment, he is unabl...
Posted by Jenn on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:27:00 PST

YOUR BAND IS SHIT (the unpublished section...)

IF YOU DON'T WANT SHITE WRITTEN ABOUT YA, THEN DON'T WRITE SHITE MUSIC....such is the rule of musical karma, and a philosophy I have always stood by. So, here are a couple of golden not-that-oldi...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:33:00 PST

If Metal was a hot woman....

If Metal was a hot woman...then..... Death Metal: She strangles you with the umbilical cord of her 3rd-trimester aborted child and chops off your testicles with a rusty knife, then urinates on your tw...
Posted by Jenn on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:17:00 PST

Oh yeah, if you're wondering about me URL name.....

...it's obviously because I'm a hench black crime-fighting action hero. Obviously.
Posted by Jenn on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:20:00 PST