steev - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i sleep in a drawer

My Interests

Music, PDAs, Phones, Wireless, Photoshop, PHP, Music, Radio, TV, piracy, DRM, content Security

I'd like to meet:

Trent Reznor, Tommy Vance (RIP), Bill leeb/Rhys Fulber, Bill Steer, Michael Moore, Frank Zappa (RIP), Jimi Hendrix (RIP), John Peel (RIP), Frank Oz (RIP), Daron Malakian

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, MInistry, Alec empire, Mercury Rev, Carcass, The Darkness, Skinny Puppy, The Berzerker, Berlioz, Carl Cox, Minty, Frank Zappa, Hawkwind

Movies:

The day after (early 80s post nuke war movie - heart rending), House of 1000 corpses, day of the dead, dawn of the dead, night of the living dead, Evil dead, Medieval Dead, Night Beast, Rawhead Rex, National Velvet, Texas Chainsaw massacre, shrek 2, star wars, empire strikes back, Doctor Doolittle 2

Television:

BBC 24, Spaced, adverts

Books:

Anything by Michael Moore, any books on techie (geeky) stuff

Heroes:

Trent Reznor, Ghandi, Alice Cooper, Luke Skywalker, Bill Gates (eugh...), Larry Ellison, Steve Jobs, Michael Moore, Bill Hicks

My Blog

The second in an irregular culinary series - how to scramble eggs

Dear bikers and goffs. Please find instructions on preparing egg based foods below! Consumption instructions to follow. How to scramble eggs 1. F...
Posted by steev on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 03:44:00 PST

Swedish made Simple

In the Restaurant (Im de Restaurant) SCENE.A table for one in a wood-panelled restaurant. WAITER (Ronnie Barker) stands by, with ridiculous red hair and curly moustache, carrying a pad and p...
Posted by steev on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How to make an omelette!

1. One omelette will serve one person and, because it is so quick to make, it's not worth cooking a large one for two. So, according to how hungry you are, use 2-3 large eggs per person. For omelett...
Posted by steev on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

London

The inevitable has finally hit. Despite the best efforts of those involved, we have been hit by a terrorist cell (of unknown origin) crippling central London and sending the FTSE tumbling. ...
Posted by steev on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

grrrrr

Grrrr. I dunno. Why bother? oh, im so confused, and tired. Why? Give yourself to a scene, and break every bone in your body to support it, when the people you work with are fic...
Posted by steev on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Radio killed the idiot star!

Normally, my blog consists of a bit of a rant and a rave. And its usually not very frequent, sometimes not even coherent. Well, im not one for change for the sake of it, so all stays the same, ...
Posted by steev on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Most mercenary advice i ever received

Every day i yearn to go back to the time when the music industry was something wonderful (in my head) ********MONEYGRABBINGBASTARDS.inc********** 4. Consider Cowriting With a Dead Songwriter ...
Posted by steev on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Baking

Thanks to GrrlSteev for this great one: Q:Why were the bakers hands brown? A:Because he kneeded a poo. TA DA! Le Joke de jour de friday
Posted by steev on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i want a monkey

last time i was in London. I dreamt of a Pet Monkey. Not the skinning up monkey variety, but the type that eats bananas from the palm of your hand (like um horse). The lovable kind. the kind that ...
Posted by steev on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Moon Dancing

Grrl steev and I have set ourselves a new internet challenge. Although she doesnt know it yet. First person to teach us how to moon dance wins a prize. need detailed, foot placement diagrams an...
Posted by steev on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST