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Lani D. Pimptress

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


Friends call me Lani D.(Lane-ey, not Lawn -ey)But my name is Elena (Ey-Lane-uh)I HAVE A BF, SHANE (DRUMMER OF LEFT HOOK) FOR 6 YRS NOW.
I am 24 yrs old, And find it impossible to accurately discribe myself on one pg, or even with words. I'm Sangeune/Cholaric, ( 90% / 10% ) for those of you who know what that means... that pretty much tells you most of it, for those of u who dont, sorry i dont got the time , or mental compacity to explain. I am very very political, and very opinionated. but i wont shun those whose opn's are not as mine. i welcome the deversity. I HATE HATE HATE rude n/or crude ppl. I will not allow myself to be disrespected. I am impossible to keep on a set schedule or way, i find much to much in life interesting. I like writing, n anything art. I love ppl and music, and animals. I am forever going to remain at my core, just who i am. Always have, always will. Only thing I ever change, are my clothes, or my hair.

DID YOU KNOW - LIL ODD FACTS ABOUT ME


I GIVE THE BEST LAP DANCES, BUT ONLY TO SPECIAL FEW!
I CAN SWIM LIKE A FISH, BUT M SCARED OF DEEP WATER
I WOULD DRINK POISON FOR ONE NIGHT OF CRISS ANGEL
I GIVE GRRRREAT MASSAGES, ANYWHERE
I LIKE TO SCREW WITH PPLS HEADS/MINDS
I AM A SUPER FRIENDLY WHEN DRUNK
I SOLD MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL IN 9TH GRADE(AND WAS RIPPED OFF)
I CAN GET MY WHOLE FIST IN MY MOUTH
I AM GREAT AT MOST ALL DANCIN, EXCEPT LINE DANCIN - ICKY POO
I HAVE NO MORALS, BUT I GOT STANDARDS
I CAN GET MY LEGS BEHIND MY HEAD,
I COOK BETTER THAN GOD
I TASTE LIKE SUGAR, NATURALLY (GUESS I EAT TO MUCH OF IT)
I AM A VERY SWEET SUPER BITCH WHO PLAY GAMES WITH A BLEED'N HEART(?WTF?)
I'LL TRY JUST ABOUT NE THING ONCE - SERIOUSLY, EVEN TRIED SNALES
I AM OBSESSED WITH GUMBALLS N CHOCOLATE AND - J.T/C.A

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

(ummm, lets see chad michael murray,johnathan tucker , criss angel, axel rose (from 80s), lead of afi, sully of godsmack, johnny depp, billy idol (from 80s) oh n the disturbingly hot chris cornell....i'll marry any of you!)

if you judge, or are rude/perverted, leave now. . . no stupid ppl, no drama queens, no pervs, no annoying ppl......basicly, i hate morons, so theres a 90% chance I will hate you...
but for the 10% (some what)normal ppl, hit me up!
aim = tastemebleedme
yahoo = lanidpimptress
msn/win = lanidwright

~ my album - misc pix my site - unfinished if you are open minded, smart, fun luvn, freindly, and easy going, lets talk!I love new buds! ;)~
I have aim, yahoo, & .net msngrs
AIM - tastemebleedme
YAHOO - agreyeyedgoddess
.NET - LANIDWRIGHT My Site My Album


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My Blog

LAST NIGHT - BOOBS, BOOZE N BLOOD

LEFT HOOK DID SOOOOOOO GOOD LAST NIGHT!!! THEY HAD THE LARGEST CROWD OF THE 4 BANDS. ONLY BAND I DIDNT CARE FOR WAS LOCUST GROVE. BUT LH'S LEAD SINGER - TIM, WAS NUTS! HE ALMOST SMACKED ME N HIS ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 19:20:00 GMT

America VS Europe

Choices, Choices, Choices. I can either go to NY this DEC, or travel Europe next yr. Problem? - going to both would slaughter my wallet my a spring pig. - just euro , well i'm deathy freakishly afraid...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 00:02:00 GMT

COME AND GET IT BABY!

bkgrds                                   &n...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 17:38:00 GMT

SEX TYPE THING

SEX IS FUN M'KAY ;)~
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 03:24:00 GMT

Snow white n the 7-trillion morons

( incase you are an idiot, i am snow white - everyone else is a moron) ITEM 1. YO - CHIL-LAX I am learning to hate ppl! Drama, Why can't ppl just relax and act civilized? I am so tired of perfectly ni...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 00:43:00 GMT

grass is greener

 " if the grass is greener on the other side, its time to water your own" i want green grass damnit. i want a best bud/room mate like will from will n grace. i want gal pals like sex n the city. ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 01:13:00 GMT

outside ur world

ppl keep asking me y i'm not married w/ children n a house. ok, thats not the life i want. y is that so hard to understand. is it that hard for them to absorb that there are other things in life besid...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:10:00 GMT

nuttin special

TASTE ME   TOUCH A TORTURED SOUL TATSE HIS BLOOD FOREVER FLAVOR OF FORBIDDON FAVOR LICK HIS BLEEDING WOUNDS LIKE A NAKED INFANT TOUCH HIS SACRED SINS KNOW HIM NOT BY NAME SAVE A SACRAFICE LOVE ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 15:55:00 GMT

ALL i want is ... EVERYTHING!!!

^^love those things ^^ ne ways! do not take this tooo serious, I'm just a weirdo freak who actually enjoys dreamin up lists..... mostly the dreamin part...lol, so they change freq. item 1 - house w/ ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 03:00:00 GMT

mind freak

i love criss angel. god hes frikin hot. not sure if he really does that stuff but he is an awsome illusonist  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr   dear sweet jesus, son of mary, oh jesus son of mary but ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 23:07:00 GMT