I love: people with "issues," cocktails and restaurants, talking shit, my little black cat, reading, working out (to combat the dining, drinking, & smoking), learning new words, checking perezhilton.com for updates, old hip-hop, GOOD house music, high heels, lip gloss, SF Giants, Fernet Branca, celebrity gossip bullshit, photography, Irish boys, 80's pop, old soul music, "Murder on the Dance Floor," cheezy made-for-tv movies on Lifetime or the Hallmark Channel (especially the ones with Tori Spelling, or any 90210 alumni for that matter), people who can make me laugh, The NY Times, Vanity Fair, US Weekly (guilty pleasures are the best kinds of pleasures), talking back to the tv, wowing people with my vast knowledge of random trivia, and of course (HEAVY SIGH) killing time on myspace.
I'd like to meet:
The midget dancing above, and this bitch so I can kick her skanky ass!
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Music:
Madonna, The Cure, Gwen Stefani, Outkast, The Pixies, Justin Timberlake, Souls of Mischief, Bob Marley, 2Pac, Depeche Mode, No Doubt, Fugees, Hieroglyphics, The Roots, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Nas, Too $hort, Bjork, Pharcyde, The Killers, New Order, Sublime, Mos Def, Kanye West, Steel Pulse, Res, Stevie Wonder, Pet Shop Boys, Lady Sovereign, Gym Class Heroes, Lily Allen, The Streets, Ms. Dynamite, Culture Club, INXS, The Coup, Gregory Isaacs, Common, Talib Kweli, Jurassic 5, Dilated Peoples, Prince, The Police, Beastie Boys, Otis Redding, George Michael (what?), Nelly Furtado, Fleetwood Mac, Cyndi Lauper, The Bangles, old U2, Morrissey, Scrantonicity ;), and basically most anything recorded in the 80's, especially if it has a synthesizer and a skinny, pale British boy of questionable sexual orientation on the mic. And last, but certainly not least, Gene "The Cowbell" Frenkle.. width="425" height="350" ..
Movies:
Harold and Kumar, Old School, Rushmore, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Office Space, Rear Window, Dangerous Liaisons, Footloose, Annie, Sixteen Candles, School of Rock, The Fifth Element, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, American Beauty, Pride and Prejudice (BBC version), Kingpin, Dazed and Confused, Dogtown and Z-Boys, Just Friends, Can't Buy Me Love, Pretty Woman, Dirty Dancing, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Truth or Dare, Dave Chappelle's Block Party, Carrie, Best in Show, Usual Suspects, Breakfast Club, Good Will Hunting, Zoolander, Fire Walk With Me, Garden State, Fight Club, American History X, The Shining, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Silence of the Lambs, Waiting For Guffman, Goonies, Weird Science, Almost Famous, Brokeback Mountain, Shawshank Redemption, Party Girl, Donnie Darko, Big Daddy, Wet Hot American Summer, Bubble Boy, The Notebook, Less Than Zero, Paradise Lost & Paradise Lost 2, Billy Elliott, Peewee's Big Adventure, Not Another Teen Movie, October Sky, This Boy's Life, Secretary, Ghostbusters, Sense and Sensibility, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Strangers With Candy (The Movie), American Psycho, Team America: World Police, Spaceballs, Coming to America, Vanity Fair, The Rules of Attraction, and GRANDMA'S BOY!.. width="425" height="350" ..
Television:
TERRY! Oh Nick Swardson, you crack my shit up. Too funny. AnyGAAAAY... .. width="425" height="350" ..Yes, please: Rob and Big, The Office (UK and US versions), Lost, Project Runway, Weeds, Chappelle's Show, Ab Fab, I Love New York, Sex and the City, Flavor of Love, Entourage, South Park, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Best Week Ever, Reno 911, all the I Love the 80's installments, The Hills (hate that I like it, but those superficial morons are just so damn fascinating, kinda like how watching water boil is so fascinating), The Sopranos, Showbiz Show, Strangers With Candy, Mr. Show, Surreal Life, Giants baseball, America's Next Top Model, Top Chef, Conan O'Brien, Las Vegas, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Scrubs, The Soup, Oprah, Jeopardy!, Drawn Together, Baseball Tonight, Intervention, Dateline NBC's 'To Catch A Predator', Law and Order SVU, CSI, Wife Swap, Saturday Night Live, Chelsea Handler Show, Freestyle, Distortion 2 Static, Ugly Betty, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Robot Chicken, Wheel of Fortune, Gay Robot (never aired- check youtube and myspace for clips...SO funny), Jem and The Holograms.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..
Books:
Anything by John Irving or Bret Easton Ellis, Smashed, Tender Bar, Hello Darling Are You Working?, Pride and Prejudice, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Marie Antoinette: The Journey, I Hate Other People's Kids, You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again, Go Ask Alice, Good in Bed, Wake Me When It's Funny, Running with Scissors, Thumbsucker, Girl Interrupted, Their Eyes Were Watching God, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Catch a Fire, Prisoner of Trebekistan: A Decade in Jeopardy!, The Professor and The Madman, How to Make Love Like a Pornstar: a Cautionary Tale, She's Come Undone, The Corrections, Severed: The True Story of the Black Dahlia Murder, Why is the Foul Pole Fair?, Profiles in Courage, White Oleander, The Things They Carried, Devil's Knot, Lovely Bones, The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer, To Kill a Mockingbird, Hollywood Babylon, No Lifeguard on Duty, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, Angry Little Girls, Confessions from the Velvet Ropes, and the greatest publication ever, the Oxford English Dictionary
Heroes:
My Mom and Dad, Madonna, and these people...