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kate.

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

About Me

Reformed, well SOMEWHAT reformed, party girl who lives to laugh. Chain smoking tv junkie. Obsessed with words and people who know how to put them together well. If I consider you a friend it's because you are truly kind, outgoing, big-hearted, quick-witted, generous, capable of making me REALLY laugh, able AND willing, not a Republican, and can keep up with my pace, mentally and socially. I value intelligence and kindness above everything else. Very little offends me, but stupidity and bigotry disgust me. I plan to spend as much of my life laughing as possible. I'll sleep when I'm dead. 415 4 EVER.

Stuff for your blog!

MY FAVORITE HUMAN BEING RIGHT NOW... (Check back often for updates, I'm fickle) Fuckin' Jelly Donut y'all! Ya heard??! "You come once, and I come by the dozen." This dude, rather, this pastry challenged Lady Sovereign to a battle at her show at Mezzanine here in SF the other night, so funny. The whole crowd was chanting "Battle Jelly Donut!" and then she spit on him! Love it. Actually, fuck that, Lady SOV is my favorite human being right now!.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..
http://www.myheritage.com I'm so vain...seriously, does anyone REALLY look like the celebrities from these things?? I'm just glad they're all chicks, although I'm KINDA jealous of guys who get shit like, "55% Rene Russo." LOLOLOL Where's my, "62% Nick Nolte?".. width="425" height="350" .. Get this FREE MySpace layout and more at MySpaceOrYours.net

My Interests

I love: people with "issues," cocktails and restaurants, talking shit, my little black cat, reading, working out (to combat the dining, drinking, & smoking), learning new words, checking perezhilton.com for updates, old hip-hop, GOOD house music, high heels, lip gloss, SF Giants, Fernet Branca, celebrity gossip bullshit, photography, Irish boys, 80's pop, old soul music, "Murder on the Dance Floor," cheezy made-for-tv movies on Lifetime or the Hallmark Channel (especially the ones with Tori Spelling, or any 90210 alumni for that matter), people who can make me laugh, The NY Times, Vanity Fair, US Weekly (guilty pleasures are the best kinds of pleasures), talking back to the tv, wowing people with my vast knowledge of random trivia, and of course (HEAVY SIGH) killing time on myspace.

I'd like to meet:

The midget dancing above, and this bitch so I can kick her skanky ass!

ADD YOURSELF TO MY MAP!! CLICK JOIN AND UPLOAD A PHOTO!.. width="425" height="350" .....And of course, Nick Swardson...

Music:

Madonna, The Cure, Gwen Stefani, Outkast, The Pixies, Justin Timberlake, Souls of Mischief, Bob Marley, 2Pac, Depeche Mode, No Doubt, Fugees, Hieroglyphics, The Roots, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Nas, Too $hort, Bjork, Pharcyde, The Killers, New Order, Sublime, Mos Def, Kanye West, Steel Pulse, Res, Stevie Wonder, Pet Shop Boys, Lady Sovereign, Gym Class Heroes, Lily Allen, The Streets, Ms. Dynamite, Culture Club, INXS, The Coup, Gregory Isaacs, Common, Talib Kweli, Jurassic 5, Dilated Peoples, Prince, The Police, Beastie Boys, Otis Redding, George Michael (what?), Nelly Furtado, Fleetwood Mac, Cyndi Lauper, The Bangles, old U2, Morrissey, Scrantonicity ;), and basically most anything recorded in the 80's, especially if it has a synthesizer and a skinny, pale British boy of questionable sexual orientation on the mic. And last, but certainly not least, Gene "The Cowbell" Frenkle.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Harold and Kumar, Old School, Rushmore, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Office Space, Rear Window, Dangerous Liaisons, Footloose, Annie, Sixteen Candles, School of Rock, The Fifth Element, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, American Beauty, Pride and Prejudice (BBC version), Kingpin, Dazed and Confused, Dogtown and Z-Boys, Just Friends, Can't Buy Me Love, Pretty Woman, Dirty Dancing, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Truth or Dare, Dave Chappelle's Block Party, Carrie, Best in Show, Usual Suspects, Breakfast Club, Good Will Hunting, Zoolander, Fire Walk With Me, Garden State, Fight Club, American History X, The Shining, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Silence of the Lambs, Waiting For Guffman, Goonies, Weird Science, Almost Famous, Brokeback Mountain, Shawshank Redemption, Party Girl, Donnie Darko, Big Daddy, Wet Hot American Summer, Bubble Boy, The Notebook, Less Than Zero, Paradise Lost & Paradise Lost 2, Billy Elliott, Peewee's Big Adventure, Not Another Teen Movie, October Sky, This Boy's Life, Secretary, Ghostbusters, Sense and Sensibility, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Strangers With Candy (The Movie), American Psycho, Team America: World Police, Spaceballs, Coming to America, Vanity Fair, The Rules of Attraction, and GRANDMA'S BOY!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

TERRY! Oh Nick Swardson, you crack my shit up. Too funny. AnyGAAAAY... .. width="425" height="350" ..Yes, please: Rob and Big, The Office (UK and US versions), Lost, Project Runway, Weeds, Chappelle's Show, Ab Fab, I Love New York, Sex and the City, Flavor of Love, Entourage, South Park, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Best Week Ever, Reno 911, all the I Love the 80's installments, The Hills (hate that I like it, but those superficial morons are just so damn fascinating, kinda like how watching water boil is so fascinating), The Sopranos, Showbiz Show, Strangers With Candy, Mr. Show, Surreal Life, Giants baseball, America's Next Top Model, Top Chef, Conan O'Brien, Las Vegas, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Scrubs, The Soup, Oprah, Jeopardy!, Drawn Together, Baseball Tonight, Intervention, Dateline NBC's 'To Catch A Predator', Law and Order SVU, CSI, Wife Swap, Saturday Night Live, Chelsea Handler Show, Freestyle, Distortion 2 Static, Ugly Betty, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Robot Chicken, Wheel of Fortune, Gay Robot (never aired- check youtube and myspace for clips...SO funny), Jem and The Holograms.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Anything by John Irving or Bret Easton Ellis, Smashed, Tender Bar, Hello Darling Are You Working?, Pride and Prejudice, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Marie Antoinette: The Journey, I Hate Other People's Kids, You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again, Go Ask Alice, Good in Bed, Wake Me When It's Funny, Running with Scissors, Thumbsucker, Girl Interrupted, Their Eyes Were Watching God, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Catch a Fire, Prisoner of Trebekistan: A Decade in Jeopardy!, The Professor and The Madman, How to Make Love Like a Pornstar: a Cautionary Tale, She's Come Undone, The Corrections, Severed: The True Story of the Black Dahlia Murder, Why is the Foul Pole Fair?, Profiles in Courage, White Oleander, The Things They Carried, Devil's Knot, Lovely Bones, The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer, To Kill a Mockingbird, Hollywood Babylon, No Lifeguard on Duty, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, Angry Little Girls, Confessions from the Velvet Ropes, and the greatest publication ever, the Oxford English Dictionary

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad, Madonna, and these people...

My Blog

Jazz flute is for little fairy boys...

...and so is men's figure skating.OR IS IT???So excited to see this movie!!Blades of GloryAdd to My Profile |   More Videos"Magic junk."   LOLOLOLDoes it get any better than Will Ferrel...
Posted by kate. on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:35:00 PST

My Space Awards Center

They have the absolute best comments...Go there now....
Posted by kate. on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:57:00 PST

I might actually watch golf if...

If people spontaneously burst into flames, I might actually watch golf. Maybe.xoxo Kate...
Posted by kate. on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

I didn't vote for his daddy either.

This pretty much sums it up...Can't really say it any better than that.xoxo Kate...
Posted by kate. on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:17:00 PST

Bush is at it again.

From a bulletin just posted:----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: El*A*Kwents-NO ATTACK ON IRAN!Date: Jan 11 2007 12:51 PMBush invaded Iran last nightby John in DC - 1/11/2007 10:0...
Posted by kate. on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:03:00 PST

Jesus Juice anyone?

In case any of my friends were wondering, THIS is what I want for my birthday! Talk about a "Good Book." This is the only one I might actually find something inside to believe in! It's on PatriciaFiel...
Posted by kate. on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:38:00 PST

What do George Bush and James Brown's widow have in common?

They're both crazy as hell!So it appears George W. Bush will announce on Wednesday night his plans to send 20,000 more troops to Iraq. Yeah, that's just a super fucking idea George. Why don't you list...
Posted by kate. on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST

So true...


Posted by kate. on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:13:00 PST

Wacko Jacko's Face

Wow, haven't seen this one in a while...it's still as freaky as it was the first time I saw it. So sad.xoxo kate...
Posted by kate. on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

Study on Drug Effects on Spiders

This is quite informative... xoxo Kate...
Posted by kate. on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:19:00 PST