I have missed you... |
Hello my darlings,I have missed you all. I was gone for sometime~ busy with life. I just bought a new house!! Getting settled in was the hardest part. I hope all is well with everyone, and I am sorry ...
Posted by Marilyn Monroe on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:51:00 PST |
Happy Holidays to all my darlings!! |
Happy Holidays to all my darlings out there!! I hope you have a safe one...Hugs and kisses,MM
Posted by Marilyn Monroe on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:22:00 PST |
What PMS really stands for. |
13 Things PMS Stands For:1. Pass My Shotgun2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick6. Provide Me with Sweets7. Pardon My Sobbing8. Pimples Ma...
Posted by Marilyn Monroe on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 06:30:00 PST |
The sad truth!! |
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST ...
Posted by Marilyn Monroe on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:44:00 PST |
The Importance of Honesty... |
ONE DAY, WHEN A SEAMSTRESS WAS SEWING WHILE SITTING CLOSE TO A RIVER, HER THIMBLE FELL INTO THE RIVER. WHEN SHE CRIED OUT, THE LORD APPEARED AND ASKED, "MY DEAR CHILD, WHY ARE YOU CRYI...
Posted by Marilyn Monroe on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 06:11:00 PST |
The Why's of Men ;) |
The Why's of Men: Your gonna laugh ---have fun1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?(because they are plugged into a genius)2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?(they don't have enough ti...
Posted by Marilyn Monroe on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:19:00 PST |
I wish you enough... |
Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last momentstogether at the airport. They had announced the departure Standing nearthe security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you a...
Posted by Marilyn Monroe on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:15:00 PST |
In case my lady friends needed a little reminder... |
It is good to be a woman :
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don...
Posted by Marilyn Monroe on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:13:00 PST |
Can I just say I love Marilyn? |
She is a devistatingly beautiful woman, a natural icon for all time. I finally redid my profile to honor her, in a way... and i have found there are a TON of marilyn profiles devoted to her. I still h...
Posted by Marilyn Monroe on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 06:02:00 PST |
