Super Agent Desire

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.comCheck out my videos at "Pigeon Fluff"Before we get to the Glory That is Me, I have to say - do you see the guy in the first slot of my friend's list? That is my boyfriend. He is smarter, hotter, and way more man than most of you could ever hope to be, and it takes someone that hot, smart and manly to be in my life. So please, don't send me some stupid message wondering if you could be that man. He is there because he passed through the Gauntlet, walked through the fire, and endured the Third Degree = = and I don't want or need someone else. So please - Just. Don't.Moving on...Either I am the Queen of Multitasking or I have ADD. I am always doing about 4 things at once.
I have a cockatiel that is 23 years old.
I am growing a rose apple tree from a seed. It is about five inches high now, and just graduated to a bigger pot.
I think respect, honor, dignity, integrity and love should be the cornerstone of humanity. It pisses me off that it isn't.
I like crunchy food. And if you are eating crunchy food, give me a call - I really like the sound. It makes me laugh.
I have vitamins that I never take, but just having them here makes me feel healthier.
I am always channeling my inner 5 year old.
I smoke cigarettes, and I wish people would leave me alone about it. I think if you drink alcohol, you should never get on my case for smoking. Both are equally annoying, smelly and unhealthy.
Nothing makes me happier than a natural disaster. Not because I hate people, but because I love the awesome and amazing power of nature. Especially lightning, tornadoes and volcanos.
I love coffee. I could marry it.
I think Burbank is a wonderful city, and I am proud to live here.
I know all the words to The Wizard of Oz, Yellow Submarine, Singin' in the Rain, Ever After, Emmett Otter's JugBand Christmas, the Legend of Sleepy Hollow (the vinyl Boris Karloff version.), and most of Star Wars, The Muppet Movie and Ben-Hur.
I hate President Bush. I could kill him in the face. Yea, I said it. Arrest me, asshole.
My house is always messy.
My car is always dirty.
I wish people really spoke the way the do in movies.
I am a very jealous person, and I have to work on keeping it low profile. However, I have no problem breaking your god damn face if you flirt with or hit on my boyfriend. I am not someone to be trifled with in this manner.
I hate waking up early in the morning, and I will stoop to many levels to avoid it.
I love decorating for the holidays.
I live by my computer and my television. When I was poor, my only extras that I paid for were DSL and cable TV. Now I have TiVo, and I am very happy to have it.
I have been rich, poor, ugly, beautiful, loved, hated, feared, respected, exceptionally giving, selfish, cruel, and too nice to the wrong people. I have a very hard time with full forgiveness, but very quick to apologize from the heart.
I am very good at seeing through your bullshit - but I owe that sight to my best friend. I learn something new every day from my boyfriend, he is smarter than anyone I have ever met. My mom has the biggest heart of anyone I know, and I try to protect her from everything. Oh, and I love ponies.
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