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About Me

I think the following stuff pretty much sums it all up for me...
...well that and my "All About Me..." blog.

"It is plainly obvious to any intelligent human being that all human gods are imaginary. The belief in God and prayer is pure superstition, nothing more. It has come time for rational, intelligent people to openly discuss this fact because superstion and fraud are detrimental to society."
Taken from: http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/summary.htm

My Jung-Myers-Briggs Personality Type is:

Extroverted (E) 66.67% Introverted (I) 33.33%
Intuitive (N) 51.11% Sensing (S) 48.89%
Thinking (T) 64.1% Feeling (F) 35.9%
Perceiving (P) 60.53% Judging (J) 39.47%

My type is: ENTP
http://www.personalitypage.com/ENTP.html
The test:
http://similarminds.com/jung.html

Not much has changed...

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My Interests

I like anything dark -- from beer to art, and anyone with a bright personality.

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DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.com

I'd like to meet:

People who GET IT.

Music:

Anything deep, dark, meaty, thick, funky, phat, and sick.

Movies:

Gattaca, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, You and Me and Everyone We Know, Forbidden Zone, The New Willy Wonka, High Fidelity, Office Space, American Beauty, Edward Scisorhnds, Shawshank Redemption, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Almost Famous, Usual Suspects, Troma Films, Tampopo, Ferris Bueller, Moulin Rouge, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day, Back 2 the Future, Annie Hall, Lock Stock&2SB, MontyPy.Quest4 the HolyGrail, Flight of Dragons, Secret of Nimh, Time Bandits, Kill Bill, A.I., The Truman Show, Swept Away (1974), Don Hertzfeldts Animations, and tons of others.

Television:

Amazing Stories, The Simpsons, Kids in the Hall, Carnivale, South Park, Family Guy, Who's Line is it Anyway? Hmm I don't watch much TV. My cable TV coax doesn't even reach the Television Set.

Books:

Henry David Thoreau, and Michael Crichton stuff mostly. People keep telling me to read SnowCrash and The DaVinci code too, but I haven't read much of anything bound by a spine lately; although I'm not closed to the idea of it...

Heroes:

And now for something completely different... A few of my favorite quotes:
- "I lost my drink! I lost everything!" -Lydia
- "I was doing donuts in the Jerrys parking lot when I blew a Tranny in my Bug." -David
- "Don't *math* me!" -Lydia
- "*What!?* There's no such thing as a metal teacup." -Lydia
"What about metal military teacups?" -David
"There's *nothing* military about tea." -Lydia
- "If you're not last, you're first!" -Lydia
- "That shit makes my liver quiver." -Jesse
- "WOW, that elephants REAAAALLLLY crazy." -Davee, watching the nature channel with fever brain
- "Some lady said, "What are you on?"
I sez, "3 Coronas and a taco pizza!!" -Jessica
- "Who do I have to screw around here to get a quote in that section?!?" -The Girl Next Door
- "If they blow, we'll go." -David
- "This ain't my first BBQ." -Paul E
- "If they're hangin', they're bangin'." -Paul E
- "I put the S&m back in art water." -Lydia
- "Don't hate it, till you ate it." -David
- "Oh Baby, I like it raw too, but not Oatmeal." -Hannah
- "If only closed minds came with closed mouths."
- "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss
- "haha, you do know I have school in the morning, right?? 8 am, baby..remember..I have a real life..not one of those fantasy fairy tale ones like you." -Vince
- "When you think about it, Peanutbutter and Jelly is a stupid sandwich." -Hannah
- "Choose your own future, for there is no inevitable." -David
- "Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is silver."
- "Full-time work with a commute on the 101 is "life-sucking, mental-zombification" at its most refined and somehow widely accepted state." -David
- "All Those Moments Will Be Lost In Time...Like Tears In Rain. " -Blade Runner
- "In an Ocean of Plastic..." -David
- "You know, they say hitler only had one ball." -Raina
- "I don't understand how being cremated would negate my wanting to come back as a fruitloop." -Raina
- "When technology as it applies to Art is perceived as limitless, it becomes the proverbial blank page that terrorizes us and cripples creative output."
- "Make love to the playa, and she will love you back..." -Annie Sprinkle
"Suuuugaaaaarrrrrrrrrr" I feel ya, little Chrissy.

My Blog

Thanks, Mr.Hipster Record Store Clerk.

Thanks, Mr.Hipster Record Store Clerk. Date: 2008-02-26, 5:25PM PST Dear Hipster Record Store Clerk, Thank you for judging me on the CD I bought yesterday. Our passive-aggressive altercation ma...
Posted by Hello, Cruel World! on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:24:00 PST

Nova Express Cafe has CLOSED :(

The Nova Express Cafe has existed to make the claim that a unique artistic cafe is an important part of the cultural ecology of the modern urban landscape. Essentially, Nova Express Cafe is an art pr...
Posted by Hello, Cruel World! on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:08:00 PST

Pothole Too Perfect

DOT Declares Pothole Too Perfect To Fill COLUMBUS, OHAccording to a statement released by the Ohio Department of Transportation Wednesday, highway maintenance workers are so deepl...
Posted by Hello, Cruel World! on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:11:00 PST

Burning Man? How was it? What was it like?

Even though there were no rules as to dress code, I still noticed a pattern of conformity in Black Rock inhabitants. People do like to fit in. 40 percent of Black Rock City's inhabitants were dressed ...
Posted by Hello, Cruel World! on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:13:00 PST

A new day.

7 amBeams of warm light. Yellows and whites pierce my eyelids. Walk to the car. 3 Blocks. Crisp air. Deep breaths. Drivers yawning. No eye contact from the old lonely woman dog w...
Posted by Hello, Cruel World! on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:30:00 PST

Linear Existence

Grind I BLiP.Hit I BLEeP.Sleep?Whatever.There are no words, for the sounds that I hear.No descriptions, for the sounds that I feel.Thirty-Two hours in a day.Twenty-Four of which are night.And Eight, I...
Posted by Hello, Cruel World! on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:53:00 PST

Los Angeles

So yeah.. just thought I'd share a review of LA that I found on Yelp.. for all you that are STILL drinking the Haterade.-David .. Poincare's Conjecture N. Reviews Written: 40 ...
Posted by Hello, Cruel World! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:15:00 PST

Vegas

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive. Suddenly, there was ...
Posted by Hello, Cruel World! on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:58:00 PST

Religion test results. I think I won!

..>..You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanis...
Posted by Hello, Cruel World! on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 04:48:00 PST

ReALITY

------------------------------------------------------------ ----------- WhERE Is ReALITY? Is MySPACE ReALITY? ReALITY Is SoMETHING HaRD AnD SaNDPAPERY. ------------------------------------...
Posted by Hello, Cruel World! on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:11:00 PST