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Cake

LIVE FAST & DIE LAST!!!

About Me

"I get up, get ready to face this world
I come down
I come down so hard, I hit then bounce"
Don't be so surprised when I rule the world
or am the reason for our demise!

LIVE FAST! DIE LAST!
eat up
drink up
drive fast
spit truth
fuck good
think far
travel far
rock out
black out
pass out
destroy all
never fuckin' die!

My Interests

    loud music sex imported beer dr.pepper demon speeding sleeping pool tattoos sexy nurses shot glasses asshole remarks sandwiches

I'd like to meet:

those who don't need a reason, just a suggestion

Music:


Movies:

    Clockwork Orange Dazed & Confused Cheech & Chong(all of them) Dark City Event Horizon Half-Baked Shaun of the Dead No cure for cancer Memento Kill Bill El Mariachi(the whole trilogy) Monsters Inc. The Breakfast Club Fast times @Ridgemont High Bully Kids Porky's Wayne's World 1&2 Super Troopers Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Boyz in da Hood Dreaming with the Fishes Sleepers 200 Cigarettes The Usual Suspects The Doom Generation Blow Alice in Wonderland Snatch Friday Good Music Dvds

Television:

    Married w/Children The Simpsons Family Guy 24 CSI (vegas & miami) Law & Order (all) House Becker That 70's Show Seinfeld Arrested Development Lost Rescue Me Chappelle Show Dangermouse Duckman Black Adder

Books:

    Autobiographies Horror Books Actual Criminal Cases How to Books various rock and art magazines, the newspaper I dont really like to read much

Heroes:

    Mi Madre Lemmy

My Blog

Read: why we are miserable in the 21st century!

..>7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making You Miserable..> by David Wong Scientists call it the Naked Photo Test, and it works like this: say a photo turns up of you nakedly doing something that woul...
Posted by Cake on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:21:00 PST

Love to Hate

YOUR MOST HATED...CANDY:    banana flavored candy to me is the shittest tastin crap out there...as well as those sour funky melon type flavored shit they sell in a lil round tin thats c...
Posted by Cake on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:10:00 PST

A prayer for the ales...

Our lager,Which art in barrels, Hallowed be Thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgiv...
Posted by Cake on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:09:00 PST

R.I.P

So today I got a call saying that my baby, my truck is totaled from being rearended...the frame is fucked as well as the bed......My baby is gone.(not my actual truck but the same model)I have had thi...
Posted by Cake on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:03:00 PST

the end is here......

This picture speaks volumes.....I was in Hollywood one afternoon and as i was leavin a rite aid, i saw this sprayed painted on the wall nearby and just had to take a picture of it...i thought i share ...
Posted by Cake on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:21:00 PST

Chuck Norris

I found this on someone's profile...found it hilarious.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, clai...
Posted by Cake on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:56:00 PST

Thanksgiving weekend

what a long 4 day weekend.....had its high,lows,boredom,beer, and fucking metal!!! the last four days were a blur of the following: -hittin up 3 different families for thanksgiving dinner -enough b...
Posted by Cake on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 10:01:00 PST

New Year Resolutions........

my overdue new year's resolutions 1)DON'T LET SHIT GET TO ME....no matter how big or small my problems this year are. I'm not gonna let that shit get to me and ruin my day...fuck that shit 2) TRAV...
Posted by Cake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

when i feel like shit or am sick, PLEASE......

LEAVE THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm grouchy,stubborn,and very easily pissed off, so for your sake saty away from me when i'm feeling like death in a broken...
Posted by Cake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fucking hell...

why is it when shit goes bad, its fucking awful....this weekend was just a disaster when it came to my baby..my truck......friday night after havin a good fuckin night with friends, i stupidily decide...
Posted by Cake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST