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DIRK BONDAGE©, INC.

Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroa

About Me

As cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel.

I have been known to play the occasional keyboard for Imperative Reaction

Website: Aeonopolis

AOL Instant Messenger: subversionfactor

My Interests

the same thing we do every night; try to take over the world

I'd like to meet:

I don't usually meet people unless I already know them.

Music:


Movies:



Television:

Television is not the truth. Television is a goddamned amusement park. You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here, you're beginning to believe that the tube is reality and your own lives are unreal. You do. Why, whatever the tube tells you: you dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even think like the tube. This is mass madness, you maniacs. In God's name, you people are the real thing, WE are the illusion.

-Howard Beale (Paddy Chayefsky), Network.

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My Blog

Lo, weep incessantly for the death of civilization is at hand!

From a VH1 Press Release:Just when you thought there were no more decades left to love, VH1 is back at it with an all-new 8-part series "I Love The New Millennium." From "Thong Songs" and Big Fat Gree...
Posted by DIRK BONDAGE©, INC. on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:47:00 PST

Finally, Bush Makes a Real Sacrifice

Bush Says He's Not A Golfer In WartimePresident Bush said yesterday that he gave up golfing in 2003 "in solidarity" with the families of soldiers who were dying in Iraq, concluding that it was "just n...
Posted by DIRK BONDAGE©, INC. on Wed, 14 May 2008 07:27:00 PST

Middle America and You

  (sitting on a plane on the Philadelphia tarmac)Thanks to U.S. Airways middling, lowest-common-denominator programming, I am staring at a screen featuring Michael Bolton.  The man looks lik...
Posted by DIRK BONDAGE©, INC. on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:23:00 PST

Santa Claus: Disturbing the Peace

As some of you know, I'm currently in Douglassville, PA visiting my family for Christmas. I'm still on West Coast time, so I've spent the last several nights staying up until four or five in the morn...
Posted by DIRK BONDAGE©, INC. on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:30:00 PST

My Right-Wing Dad

    Do you have one of those wacky, right-wing family members who insists on sending you forwarded messages about how a soldier in Iraq was healed by the kiss of a rainbow-riding, prope...
Posted by DIRK BONDAGE©, INC. on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:47:00 PST

Morality Without God

I just discovered this website, and read the following quote:    Which leads me to my new thought: A question that with my entire awesome philosophical splendor, I can't figure out (th...
Posted by DIRK BONDAGE©, INC. on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:00:00 PST

The Mittens Pinned to the Jacket of Hollywood Part 2: The Wheels on the Bus

    Movie dumb brain sad not know name credits start brain happy
Posted by DIRK BONDAGE©, INC. on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:42:00 PST

The Mittens Pinned to the Jacket of Hollywood

    We're going to see Transformers tonight.  I have a disconcerting tenendancy to form fairly iron-clad impressions about movies, and frankly, I'm not real excited about this one....
Posted by DIRK BONDAGE©, INC. on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:57:00 PST

Why

Why do I always feel 16 years old when I listen to Joy Division's "Closer" album?Why can I always smell the dusty shelves of The Great Escape, the clean summer air, and the scent of a freshly lit Djar...
Posted by DIRK BONDAGE©, INC. on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:11:00 PST

Radio Shack Employees and Exotic Women

I was at the Radio Shack on Ventura Blvd. earlier today in order to buy a new phone that has tons of features I will never use but will satisfy my ever lustful geek need to have the top-of-the-line, w...
Posted by DIRK BONDAGE©, INC. on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:35:00 PST