I'm not a friend collector nor am I social to people I don't know. Thus, it's just not beneficial for you to send me a message.
That said if you want to hear about my DJ gigs and what not send me a friend request go ahead:
Yes that's a different profile that I run, no I wont add you to this one.
This one is for friends only, as such unless I know you already get bent.
Now for a bit about me. I've been an actor, a radio disc jockey, a car salesmen, a farmer, an alarm technician, a teacher, a model, a pizza delivery guy, a coffee jockey, a construction worker, a writer, a poet, a telemarketer, a collections specialist, a credit counselor, a video game Producer/Designer a music producer, and currently I am Producer for Disney. I also am resident DJ @ Bar Sinister .
Unless you know for a fact I'd describe you as cool, then feel free to pick any of the following words to attribute to yourself, as that's what I'll be calling you while I read whatever inane message you send me. The words are: insipid, vapid, boring, flavorless, anemic, drab, stodgy, trite, plebeian, tiresome, tedious or stupid. I know... Some of those are big words. Click Here to look them up you assclown.
Who I'd like to meet:
I've met her.If I don't know you in the real non-internet world, and you want to be my friend for whatever reason, here is a bit of advice:
Don't waste your fucking time.
Shit I'm into:
General: Music, Games, Movies, Books, Comedy, standard shit I guess... oh and I love trying to get people to hate me. It's a talent I picked up when I was a kid, and have been perfecting it ever since.
Music: I used to have a shit load of bands listed here. I however have come to the conclusion that some of the shitty fucking MySpace bands were searching for bands they felt they sounded like. Then they'd send a message to everyone that turned up in the list asking... no begging you to go to their page and listen to their music. In my ongoing effort to receive no email from anyone other then my friends, I've removed all the band names that was once listed. Instead I'm going to list genres of music you might find in my collection:
Industrial
Electro
Techno
BreakBeat
Modern Rock
Classic Rock
Old Metal
Downtempo
Classical
Old School Rap
and more...
Movies: There are way too many to name, but let me list a couple of them... Standards that are liked by pretty much everyone include: Godfather, Fight Club, Momento, Boondock Saints, Hellraiser, Evil Dead... Some of my personal favorites include: Happiness, Nightmare on Elm Street, Anything by Monty Python. Come to think of it there are more movies I like then I don't like.
Television: Television is for the braindead. How many hours of your life did you waste last year watching television? The government estimates the average adult (18+) watches approximately 60 complete days of television per year. Great way to waste your life.
Books: I read a minimum of two books per month. I tend to like Fantasy, horror, Sci-Fi, ancient history, and politics. I will read anything once, unless the first fifteen pages bore me.
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