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Sam

I hate it when scrubs be chirpin' on me

About Me

Whoop. I get my jollies playing in various bands, writing electronic music, video games, tattoos, toys, aliens, H.R. Giger, shows, tattoos, movies, pugs. Sick, sick, sick and very politically incorrect sense of humor. I won't lie. I don't have a politically correct bone in my body. I am always saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, but somehow I get away with it, because it's usually true. Please stay away from me if you speak in creepy, incomprehensible run-on sentances with no punctuation, or if you can only spell in shorthand and not even get that right.

I could put something like "LOL I like to have fun!" but that statement is redundant. Who the fuck goes "Yeah, had fun once, didn't like it. Won't do it again. Fun wasn't for me." I hate these things.

Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007

My Interests

Creating electronic music, drumming & percussion, hanging out with my pug, graphic design, synths, photography, giant robots, clubs and shows, reading, travelling.

I'd like to meet:

Karl Pilkington ..

Music:

Here's the part where I insert a gigantic pretentious partial listing of band names I generated off my iTunes playlist in hopes that it makes me look more musically diverse and dynamic than I actually really am. Aren't I a unique little snowflake?

ArnoCorps, 2 Live Crew, 3 Inches Of Blood, A.F.I., And One, Apoptygma Berzerk, Yacht Rock, Assemblage 23, Air Supply, Babyland, Beborn Beton, Beck, Bigod 20, Billy Idol, The Birthday Massacre, Bon Jovi, Broken Spindles, Busta Rhymes, Cameo, Camouflage, Cause & Effect, Chameleons, Chemlab, Client, Combichrist, Covenant, Daft Punk, Dave Attell, David Bowie, De/Vision, Def Leppard, Delerium, Demon City Wreckers, Depeche Mode, Dido, Die Krupps, Digital Underground, Dimmu Borgir, DJ Assault, The Doobie Brothers, DragonForce, Eazy E, E-Craft, Eisbrecher, Electric Six, Erasure, Faith No More, Falco, Fat Boys, Fischerspooner, Flesh Field, Foreigner, Front 242, Front Line Assembly, Gogol Bordello, Goldfrapp, Guns 'N Roses, Gunther, Haujobb, Hayseed Dixie, Hyperdex1Sect, Icon Of Coil, Imperative Reaction, Information Society, Inure, INXS, Iris, Johnny Cash, Journey, Judas Priest, Justice, The Killers, The Knife, Lady Sovereign, Ladytron, Ludacris, Madonna, Mash-ups, Massive Attack, Melotron, Mesh, Mindless Self Indulgence, Motley Crue, MSTRKRFT, Necessary Response, Nekromantix, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, Nitzer Ebb, Numb, Outkast, Pailhead, Peter Murphy, Phil Collins, Primus, Prince, Project Pitchfork, Psychedelic Furs, Pulse Legion, Pzychobitch, Rammstein, Razed In Black, REO Speedwagon, Revolting Cocks, Richard Cheese, Rotersand, Royksopp, Run DMC, S.V.D, Samael, Seabound, Shiny Toy Guns, SITD, Skid Row, Skinny Puppy, Soil and Eclipse, Soman, Statemachine, Stromkern, Suicide Commando, System Syn, The Cult, The Cure, The Faint, The Pixies, The Presets, The Sisters Of Mercy, The Smiths, Stand Up Comedy, Tiger Army, Tom Waits, Tomahawk, Toto, Tupac Shakur, U2, Überzone, Underworld, Unheilig, VNV Nation, Wesley Willis, Amy Winehouse, Wolfsheim, X Marks The Pedwalk, Zlad!

Movies:

The Adventures of Milo and Otis, Children of Men, Shawshank Redemption, Super Troopers, CKY, Swingers, Shaun of the Dead, Aliens, There Will Be Blood, Lost in Translation, Office Space, Dolemite, Batman Begins, Purple Rain, Jackass, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pootie Tang, Iron Man, Friday, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Napoleon Dynamite, Hellboy, Dawn of the Dead, Lord of the Rings, Big Fish, The Godfather, Iron Man, Harry Potter, Dawn of the Dead, Serenity, Gremlins, Suicide Club, Pirates of the Carribean, Rocky, Sin City, Omega Man, Terminator 1-2, Blackhawk Down, Scarface, Dazed and Confused, Wicked City, Predator, Garden State, Full Metal Jacket, 28 Days Later, The Iron Giant, Platoon, Casino, Transformers (Both. Fuck it. I liked it. Haters.

Television:

The Office, Deadwood, Heroes, Weeds, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chappelle's Show, King of the Hill, Discovery Channel, Mythbusters, The Shield, The Simpsons, Robot Chicken, late night re-runs, South Park, Headline News, Robotech, Transformers, Military Channel, Adult Swim, documentaries on UFOs and things that blow shit up, hopefully someday documentaries on UFOs blowing shit up, infomercials, news when shit is getting blown up, bad reality TV, Small Wonder, Silver Spoons, Webster, ALF, Adventures of Pete & Pete

Books:

Haunted, World War Z, Harry Potter series, Highlights Magazine.. those Goofus and Gallant comics.. get me every time. What a hoot.

Heroes:

Karl Pilkington, Judohobo

My Blog

DJ Jenn - R.I.P.

I wish I had the chance to thank you for being the kindest soul at the club, let alone one of the kindest souls I have ever met. You lived life without pretense. You greeted me with the greatest vanil...
Posted by Sam on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 05:02:00 PST