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Nick Smalley

I love you...and yet I hate you.

About Me

....gaining more friends now...I...I...I can feel my strength growing,my powers becoming fuelled......with the addition of each new friend my head and brains become heavy and swollen...kind of like a football sock filled with piping hot mashed potato................Soon I will be ready to go outside and talk to real people.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/30/2006
Band Website: WWW.WWF.RAC.STD.OTT.COM.(may contain nuts)
Band Members: Onion rind robot. Doctor gland on the moribund. Clam on bass.(recently left the band due to cake addiction) Me on corned beef kendang. Mr shoe.He kind of plays himself.you know,........that noise it makes when you pull the lace through the holes.
Influences: soil,shells,teeth,plastic stuff,Jesus....but only baby Jesus,the other one that suddenly comes back to life is a bit of a wanker.He's still got my Flymo.
Sounds Like: That bit in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom where that bloke is after him in a box with wheels and they're on an underground railway track and he has a gun and he's shooting at Indie and then something happens and the bad man ends up dying but Indie doesnt(he's alive not dead). ....And the other bit with the worms.
Record Label: titty biscuits cassettes dot cone
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

My space illness.

I find myself hunched over my computer in my grundies with a raging hangover,typing utter shite in the hope someone will read the banal wank my busy fingers punch into the keyboard.Again. I think...
Posted by Nick Smalley on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:18:00 PST

The shorelines of Britain.

I don't Know anything about the shorelines of Britain.Ha!!! ....But you're here now.eh?......now what.eh?....what are you going to do? .....Look pretty stupid don't you. ...Yes. ....Now that you're he...
Posted by Nick Smalley on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:23:00 PST

Finally on my space!!!

Hello!Finally on myspace,it took a while but thought it would be worth it.Dont get enough time to talk to people I havnt seen for months.Lovely stuff.
Posted by Nick Smalley on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:50:00 PST