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Comickoz

It's Now Official - I'm AMERICA'S FUNNIEST REPORTER

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My Interests

Talking too loud to myself on the bus, quantum physics and trying to figure out what the hell that is in your hair.

I'd like to meet:

Fat ninjas, octogenarian hookers and Flavor Flav.

Music:

Yes, it keeps ringing in my ears. All the time. Make it stop! Make it stop!But seriously...Dead Blonde Girlfriend (find it on my top friends and listen, it'll change your life!), Soul Asylum, REM, Counting Crows, The Wonders, Fountains of Wayne, Springsteen, anyone with great guitar pop.

Movies:

BURN AFTER READING is the best movie of the year! Forgetting Sarah Marshall is second. JUDD APATOW IS A GENIUS. Coen Brothers, Farrelly Brothers, Zucker Brothers...brothers are great filmmakers, yo. There's Something About Mary - alltime favorite. Well, tied with Ferris Bueller's Day Off. John Hughes rules always. Alfred Hitchcock is my other favorite all time filmmaker. I hate most war movies and horror movies and crap like "Nights in Rodanthe." (No, i didn't see that, but i could tell I'd shoot the movie screen if i had to.)

Television:

FREAKS AND GEEKS - best show ever. Well, that and MOONLIGHTING. 24 - best show now. The OFFICE (US) - Best comedyever. Well, that and MOONLIGHTING. LETTERMAN & FERGUSON.

Books:

SEIZE THE DAY JOB - i hear it's really funny! (HINT HINT ORDER IT I WROTE IT!) Well, wrote it with my best friend Tim Joyce! Get it at www.amazon.com or www.AMERICASFUNNIESTREPORTER.COM.

Heroes:

Ron Paul, Judd Apatow, John Hughes, Ray Romano, Chris Rock, George Carlin, Dave Pirner (Soul Asylum writer/singer), Kevin Smith.And Andres Zayas, the Chicago cop who saved me mid-mugging one night in 1999.

My Blog

HOW MY BEST FRIEND HELPED ME GET A KILLER OFF MY COUCH AND THEN NEARLY GOT ME BUSTED BY FEDS

I'm not kidding, folks. my life is bizarre. Read all about it at MY BLOG at http://funniestreporter.blogspot.com/2008/09/how-my-best-fri end-helped-me-get-killer.html Then read tons of other new stuff:...
Posted by Comickoz on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:51:00 PST

HOW SCARED WOULD YOU BE IF SAMUEL JACKSON MOVED IN NEXT DOOR? We talk about "Lakeview Terrace"

Read all about Jackson's fantastic performance as the Neighbor from Hell in the new thriller "Lakeview Terrace" at my other blog, "Wide World of Film." Up now, movie's out Friday- good flick! Its at h...
Posted by Comickoz on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:29:00 PST

FROM "STINKFIST" TO THE SMELL OF WINE - the story of Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan

If you wanna know why a guy who sold 13 million albums with a band called Tool and songs about "Stinkfist" (if you don't know what that means, you don't wanna!) and "Prison Sex" (ditto!) is now making...
Posted by Comickoz on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 11:30:00 PST

HOW I ALMOST BURNED MY CHURCH DOWN AND OTHER CUTE TALES OF CATHOLICISM GONE WILD

GROWING UP CATHOLICI'll never forget the time T.J. Hargett spilled the Precious Blood of Christ on his white Adidas sneakers while pulling altar boy duty in front of 400 classmates at St. Edward's Cat...
Posted by Comickoz on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:23:00 PST

THE DAY I ALMOST SNEEZED ON MICHAEL JORDAN’S HEAD

THE TIME I ALMOST SNEEZED ON THE BACK OF MICHAEL JORDAN"S HEAD (aka I"m Lucky to Be Alive to Write This) Today's a busy one, but I want to post at least a couple times a week, so here's a quick memo...
Posted by Comickoz on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:34:00 PST

KILLER ESSAY (Last night i got the biggest crowd reaction of my ten year comedy career..Enjoy!)

Let me begin by saying every word of the following story is true. Only the name of the other guy has been changed, and that's not to protect his innocence, but rather to protect my life. You'll see wh...
Posted by Comickoz on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:31:00 PST

EIGHT MINUTES WITH LEWIS BLACK - an interview!

EIGHT MINUTES WITH LEWIS BLACK EIGHT MINUTES WITH LEWIS BLACKFor those who don't know, I've interviewed dozens of comedians in my years as a reporter. You can find the profiles in my "Famous and Fu...
Posted by Comickoz on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:33:00 PST

WHY I NOW UNDERSTAND MASS MURDER (OR WHY I HATE PEOPLE WHO LINE UP EARLY TO BUY IPHONES)

WHY I CAN NOW UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF MASS MURDER (or, thoughts on the douchebag morons who line up to buy IPhones) (This came from my raw thoughts in my new Spider-Man comedy journal...[look, i wo...
Posted by Comickoz on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 02:48:00 PST

FIRST NEW BLOG IN FOREVER - WHY (SOME) AMERICANS ARE STUPID!!!

..TR> FIRST NEW BLOG IN FOREVER - WHY AMERICANS (WELL, SOME) ARE STUPID Yep, my first posting in months probably....I've been blogging on my website, www.americasfunniestreporter.com ....But here'...
Posted by Comickoz on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 02:41:00 PST

PROPAGANDA WARS OR WAR PROPAGANDA?

Battle of the multiplex Hollywood unleashes a wave of films related to the war on terror By Carl Kozlowski "Rendition" It used to be so easy for Hollywood to make war movies. Back in the days wh...
Posted by Comickoz on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:07:00 PST